Your mind quickly changesA Poem by WideEyedAbyssHello, boys and girls!
It’s time for another fun day at the Learning Farm, where we learn about everything from cuddly frogs and clucky chickens to how make good friends and bake lovely cookies for mommy and daddy. Today on Learning Sounds Like Fun, we’re going to check in on our wonderful friend Professor Posey the Pig, who’ll be teaching us about anagrams, and then off to Mother Mary Margaret Moose, for some milk and cookies. First, though, boys and girls, we’re going to talk about an insidious virus, a disease that walks on two legs, a heartless, ice-blooded scum that suck the souls on man into a vortex of sin and degradation. Venomous, demonic harpies, they come from the blackest pits of hell to rip your hearts from your chests and crack your bones in their iron teeth before noisily and messily sucking out the marrows, as your body, still living, quivers and jerks pathetically under their cruel, hook-like hands. Your lives are in danger, boys and girls, danger with a capitol D, like Death, Disease, Despair, Destruction, Decay and Devastation, your lives, your very souls, you are in DANGER, children, some serious, serious s**t, okay? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? PANIC, LITTLE B*****S THEY ARE EVERYWHERE AND YOU ARE GOING TO DIE DO YOU HEAR ME MOMMY AND DADDY CAN’T F*****G SAVE YOU NOW © 2013 WideEyedAbyssReviews
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2 Reviews Added on March 31, 2013 Last Updated on March 31, 2013 AuthorWideEyedAbyssNew Albany, INAboutFavorite Quotes: True Love Never Dies Sending a girl a text that says "Good Morning Beautiful" can change her whole attitude for the day Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran c.. more..Writing
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