The Malteser fic

Phil was doing a live show when Dan got distracted by some phan smut. All he has is Phil and some maltesers to comfort him.

A quick little inspiration summery

As much as I ship phan I am not really into reading the

fanfics made because I got a little scared when I read a

couple fics and saw a phan made series somebody made on

youtube. I do however love to write. So I figured you know

what why not write a phan fic and see what inspiration

pops in my mind. I am pretty sure this title already exist

somewhere out there but I tried.

The Malteser fic by Whisper Dietzen

        

A dan and phil phanfiction about Dan Howell and Phil

Lester and some maltesers.

Phil was having a normal day doing a live show whilst

eating his favorite snack. Popcorn obviously. Dan and phil

had just got done finish filming another pinof video. In the

video they reacted to phan smut. Being the procrastinator

that dan is he left lights on the ground in the lounge just to

sit there and worry about them later. The lights were in

the lounge because dan and phil did a little skit in the

video. Somebody begged phil in the chat to bring dan in his

live show.

Phil: Hey dan get in here please everybody wants to see

you.

Dan sat on the sofa and they made a little challenge. Phil

told dan to see how many maltesers he could eat in 7

seconds. Dan thought it was kind of stupid yet really funny

at the same time. After all he did have a big mouth. How

could he lose this one.

Dan: Alright phil i’ll set the timer if you do it with me with

your popcorn.

Phil: Bring it on D-Slice.

Phil only said D-Slice just for laughs. They both grabbed

their bags and stuffed their cheeks with chocolate or

melted butter. Dan couldn’t stop laughing and phil just

plain snickered the entire time. Dan fit about 20 maltesers

in his mouth and phil fit about 15 pieces of popcorn in his

mouth. Dan continued to stare at phil with his heart eyes.

Typical dan.

Phil was looking particularly good today with his

charmander shirt on. His hair was a bit messy too. Dan

couldn’t resist biting his lip softly. Phil looked back at dan.

Dan was in his grey hoodie with slightly hobbit hair. Dan

made up some excuse to stop Phil from continuing his live

show so they could hang out because he started to get

jealous when phil was talking about doing a youtube video

with someone other than him that involved a lot of

touching.

Dan: Alright guys we have to go practice for a sneaky

surprise video that we will bring to you soon.

Phil: What was that for dan?

Dan: Nothing I just had a long day and I need to talk to you

about something.

Phil: Okay well let me go get some coffee first because

that popcorn dried my mouth and then we can talk.

Phil got up and walked over the lights that dan left on the

floor. When phil was done making his coffee he took a sip

while walking and tripped over one of the lights. He spilled

coffee all over dans black skinny jeans. Dan wasn’t worried

about that he was more worried if phil got hurt.

Dan: Oh my god phil are you okay?

Phil: Yeah I just stubbed my toe a little i’ll be fine. Sorry

for spilling hot coffee on your crotch. I am so clumsy.

Dan: Don’t apologize it’s my fault for leaving those lights

on the ground. I guess I literally am the worst person.

Phil: No you’re not dan. What is it you wanted to talk

about?

Dan removed his jeans because he couldn’t stand the

dampness. Phil looked at dan while shoving popcorn down

his throat. Dan turned to phil and took a deep breathe.

Usually dan would take phils breathe away but this time it

was the other way around. Dans face turned red.

Phil: Your face is really red this must be serious.

Dan: Remember that pinof video we just did and we

reacted to phan smut?

Phil: Er...Yeah….How could I forget?

Dan: Well to be honest the art and proof theories and

thoughts have been bugging me.

Phil: Bugging you how?

Dan: Well I think it was really hot and you are standing

right in front of me and i’m thinking what would happen if

we tried it. Just to break some phan tension.

Phil took a sip of his coffee. He put his mug down. He

licked some of the coffee off of his lips while looking dan in

the eye. He moved closer and placed his palms on dans

thighs. Without hesitation he spoke to his mate.

Phil: It has been bothering me as well dan.

Phil took one of dans maltesers and placed it in between

his lips. He grabs dan by the lower neck and leans in closer.

Dan took the malteser out of phils mouth as their lips

locked. Dan could feel his body start to lightly shake and

warm up.

Dan: Well that’s a good start….Close your eyes and open

your mouth.

Dan placed a piece of popcorn on phils tongue as he places

his hand on phils shakira hips. Phil let the popcorn melt in

his mouth. Phil locked hands with dan. He swallowed the

popcorn and ran his fingers through dans fringe.

Phil: The taste of melted butter is delicious but after

kissing you I would rather taste your lips.

Phil through the popcorn bag on the ground and jumped on

top of dan. He placed little kisses on the side of dans neck.

Dan was very hesitant on what to do. Phil thought dan

would need something to make him irresistible. Phil took

one of dans maltesers and placed it on his tongue.

Dan looked at the malteser and his stomach angered for the

chocolate. Dan couldn’t resist anymore and the smell of

chocolate got to him. He grabbed phil by the back of the

neck and licked the malteser off phils tongue. While dan

was chewing phil looked at him with the most sexy and

adorable smirk while rubbing his hand around dans chest.

Dan was uncontrollably moaning. Phil covered dans mouth

to soften his gasps of pleasure.

Phil decided to remove his pants so dan would be less self

conscious about being in his boxers. Dans physical emotions

were running wild. He loved the taste of maltesers but with

a mix of phil seemed very irresistible. Phil knew that the

only way to get dan to not be hesitant was to use the

maltesers.

Phil fed dan another malteser. Dan sucked on the chocolate

as a distraction from phil giving him a hickey on his lower

neck. Phil started to suck and give tiny bites while pulling

his skin with his teeth a little. A very big hickey started to

appear.

Phil: Make sure you hide that dan.

Dan: Will do now it’s my turn.

Dan got up and grabbed phil by the back of his head and

pulled revealing phils pale yet very soft neck. Dan grabbed

one of the maltesers and placed it on phils neck. He licked

very softly. Phil gave out a moan and scratched dans side.

Dan: Ouch that hurt.

Phil: I’m sorry I couldn’t control myself. I’ll let you do it to me.

Dan: Ok fine but I am not holding back.

Dan put his hands up the back of phils shirt and scratched

as hard as he could. Phil clenched in pain. Phil wanted to

see if dan needed a malteser to want to kiss him. He was

very nervous. He decided to pick up the bag. Dan grabbed a

malteser and placed it on his own tongue. Before he could

close his mouth phil quickly licked the chocolate off dans

tongue. Phil quickly raised the bag of maltesers dan pushed

the bag down looked phil in his eyes kissed him.

Dan: I don’t need those anymore I just want you.

Phil: Are you sure about that?

Dan threw the bag of maltesers across the room and

slammed his face into phils. Phil grabbed the back of dans

head and pulled him back but their kiss didn’t break. Their

bodies pressed close together

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Dan: Even though we didn’t go all the way I found that to

be very enjoyable.

Phil: Me too. Now we don’t have to be bothered with these

thoughts.

Dan got up and put the lights away so phil wouldn’t trip

over them again. Phil finished his coffee and took off his

shirt. When dan walked in he saw that phil was in a little

bit of pain from the scratches.

Dan: Aw man that doesn’t look good. Would you like me to

put some ice on your back?

Phil: Yeah it kind of burns.

Dan went to grab a bag of ice so he could help relieve the

pain phil was feeling. As he was rubbing the ice on phils

back he thought he would never look at maltesers the same

way again or look at phil the same way.

Phil: Doesn’t your back hurt as well?

Dan: Yes but it is more important to me that you are not in

any kind of pain that may have been caused by me. Kinda

like how I left those lights only to later have you stub your

toe. Once again I am very sorry about that.

Phil: I forgive you. It’s not like you did that on purpose.

Dan kissed phils hickie and put phils shirt back on. They

decided to play a video game and continue life normally.

Their thoughts no longer bothered them. Phil kissed dans

cheek and continued to play mario kart.

Author's Note

This was just for fun and people who want to read Phan fiction. Their is no sex sorry but there are some saucy Parts ;)