A Poem To Taco Bell

Oh Taco Bell!

You Toxic Hell!

Your flavorful spice

Makes my afternoon less than nice.

You delicious yet evil being,

You always leave my stomach disagreeing!

That tantalizing Nacho Cheese...

While on the toilet, it really makes me squeeze.

Curse your good prices! They are inexpensive!

If I’m low on cash, I count on you as my defensive.

Every time I eat there, I never realize

Until it's too late, then I get a big surprise.

The brown in my bowl is because of you!

Not even you could tolerate my beef stew.

But I digress, my dear friend,

I can always count on you in the end.

Your food is quite delicious,

Even though at times it can be vicious.

Taco Bell, you are my cocaine,

Loyal til the end, but still my bane.