Sunny Crisps

Does that happen to you too?

 

 

Sunny Crisps

 

-When you tell a "joke" and you end up the only one laughing...Laughing hard…

 

-When you post an odd, but creative writing/drawing and ask people not to include rude comments, just to enter your page to find no comments at all.

 

-When you're humming on the toilet without locking the door and the doorknob is suddenly pushed down.

 

-When you spend hours fixing your hair for a video chat then the cam freezes at your worst grinning poses.

 

- 95% of "Babylon Feeling.mp3" completed...96%.....97%....................ERROR! THE CONNECTION WAS RESET.

 

-When you're watching an ordinary, decent movie for the first time, and your mom walks in on a very...Very intimate scene… S**t, where's the remote control?

 

-When you watch the same tragedy movie over and over again and cry every time.

 

-When you've had enough and walk out of a fight just to have your sleeve caught by the doorknob, pulling you back.

 

-When a cool person you've just met asks you to check out their profile pictures and tell you that they know how ugly they are, when they're either stunningly beautiful or really ugly.

 

-When you're in the middle of a field, enjoying natures blessings, but you toss the flower away with a very serious expression because there was an ant crawling on your palm, and the moment is ruined.

 

-When you take too long searching for the money to buy one snack from a mini-mart...

Customer: *smiles awkwardly* sorry, just a second.

 

-Childhood memories: erasing a spelling mistake then frowning at the crumbled/torn edge of a once perfectly flat white sheet.

 

-Bursting out laughing during an extremely "important" parental lecture.

 

-walking up the stairs on the way to your class. Confident and smiling, hoping the one you like walking behind you might notice. Your foot slips on one of the steps. You resume descending up with "equal" confidence.

 

-Childhood moment...(Actually it still happens lol): Snooping around in your parent's room for spare chocolate when one of them exits the bathroom in a towel...or without one. You manage to find the least remaining space in the closet.

 

-Staying quiet in the car while parents are fighting, then suddenly yelling out that you: (can't take anymore and you wish that they both would shut up) but end up being yelled at then dragged into the fight.

 

-Lifting up your cute little cousin/ mother's friend's child and throwing them into the air below a low ceiling with a light bulb hanging up.

 

-When the teacher asks you to hand him your homework and you lie to him : I forgot the notebook at home), but he tells you that the homework was to be submitted per email.

 

-When you think that you are sure to win a bet but lose and have to wear a skirt with a lady gaga wig.

 

-When the link you are clicking on doesn't seem to work, but then you get spammed with windows and the system crashes.

 

-When you think that hamsters are vegetarians, put your finger into the cage, and get bitten by the hamster.

 

-When you are telling someone a joke on msn but then get disconnected right after.

 

-When you accidentally grab the sugar instead of salt to make your dish more "Flavorful".

 

-When you were looking for the right rehearsal room for hours, finally find it, sit down, and notice that you arrived two hours early.

 

-Ever woke up on the floor, wondered what brought you there, then got up and crawled back to bed?

 

-When someone waves at you and  you wave back but then notice it was the dude behind that they waved at.

 

-When you feel like writing down something important but you don't do it because you think your memory is the best, and later on forget what it was.

 

-Childhood moment: When you play in the backyard and swallow a bug while running.

 

- When you get blamed for a fart that was caused by your little brother/sister.

 

- When you're trying to explain something but don't know what you are actually talking about.

 

-When you accidentally call your math's teacher: Mom.

 

-When you're eating a box of pudding and it tastes weird, but finish eating it anyway, later, someone tells you that it's already rotten.

 

-Publishing this, waiting with your arms crossed for the "OVERFLOWING" views/reviews then barely receive any.

 

 

 

Author's Note

My sister's friends inspired me to write this. Reviews and comments are appreciated. And, if you like to share some of YOUR sunny crisps and paste them on this list (with credits mentioned) just send me a message. =)

*CREDITS TO:
-ROX
-RIKU-CHAN
-SHADOW

Reviews

[Emunah June.]

THIS IS SO FUNNY! All of these really DO happen, and they happen quite often. Course my worst sunny crisp would be reading a book in the lunch line, getting to a really good part, and suddenly bang my head against the wall because I wasn't paying attention. LOL nice work!! Very nice work!!

[Shellie]

They were excellent!!! Haha!!!! some of them definitely still happen!!!! most esp the 1 bout the brilliant memory!!!! Must try and think of some but these were great!!!

[Marie Harrison]

Really interesting...I loved all of your sunny crisps. Well done.

[DeathByChoice]

Wow some of those "childhood memories" still happen to me ALL thee time lol. Absolutely loved this!

[Jonathan De Elvira]

this was making my day...
I'll be honest with you...
I'm smiling through out the whole sessions of reading this...
well done

[Wondering Mind]

If I "shared" my "sunny crisps" and posted them, I'd be spam-med out of the Café, but that's an age issue, I think. A very interesting idea though

[Dante Balsote]

WAHAHAHAHA! hey, why is no one commenting? LOL!

[Closedown]

Hahaha! I'm all over the last one!