My old friend Jack typed this autobiographical piece and asked me to enter it into my collection since he hasn't gotten the hang of the internet. These are his suggestions for anyone hoping to lead a long and happy life.
Tee hee...you got me.
I was waiting for a sarcastic rebuke or something at the end.
So did a guy named Jack really write this, or was it you and you even tried to trick us in your description?
Well-written. Thanks for sharing it.
They definitely need to update that old saying "it's a dog's life".