Random Sentences. Yep.

THIS IS THE CRAZY A*S S**T THAT ALEXANDER, PETER, AFGHANICA, AND I JUST DECIDED TO WRITE DOWN. ENJOY.

So me and my friends are hanging out.

This is the product of that hangout:

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Goats for the win!

Do I LOOK like Cameron Diaz to you?

I think she ate it.

Where is Canada?

I'm going south......................................................................to Iceland.

I LOVE porcupines.

I HATE porcupines.

Which is a better adverb, medium or moderate?

My dogs refuse to accept my sister.

My recliner talks to me sometimes.

Hey, it's Papa John!

My favorite number is derf.

How do people in the clean and clear commercials through water up to their faces so pro-like?

I want to live in Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

Wanna learn Russian?

I TAUGHT you how to speak Russian.

I don't know Russian.

Where is Russia?

I saw a captcha once that said "vibrator". No joke.

My dog is eating my my pool.

"hot damn" sounds like Alex Pettyfer.

When's Tyler gonna get out of prison?

Where's Guatemala?

AFGHANICA WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING WHERE EVERYTHING IS!?!?!

IDK MADDIE STOP YELLIN AT MEH.

YOUR DRAPES MAKE ME HARD.

PETER STFU NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR BONERS.

Don't mind me, I'm just going to steal an Argentian aircraft weesnaw.

I love the name Harry.

Brightly knocking victory.

PAUL STUPIN.

Why do people say "you're the apple of my eye" if there is no apples inside of eyeballs?

MKAY.

BEYH.

 

 

Author's Note

We basically passed the laptop around and everyone wrote down a sentence XD

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