The Houston Broadcast Of Spring

the fewtch

In Texas
in some parts of Texas
there are parts
there are people
what call pants
pants

In Texas
in other parts of Texas
there are parts
there are people
what call pants
britches

In Texas
in all parts of Texas
if you don't cousin
with calling pants britches
or calling britches pants
it's very easy to get a gun
large enough to wipe bull
elephants from the brush.

That will learn them -
not the elephants.

The parts that call them britches

Or the parts that call them pants.


There are no elephants
in Texas.

Reviews

[Kaede16]

This is just brilliant. Saying anything else would be wasting words.

[The Twin Arenas]

Ha! You'll catch plenty of flies with that honey...

[Mary E. Green]

Nice one! I rather enjoyed it, even though at first I was thinking, "what in the world?" heehe Great job!

[luna rose]

what in the bull-spittin, cherry-pickin, ear-lickin, devil-kickin tarnation........

great poem, man.

[The Twin Arenas]

Thanks, Luna.

[charlie]

Brought the biggest smile of the day. Ain't even Texas. (but I'd near smoke my britches for Willie Nelson)

[Cory Barrett]

Got room up there?

its difficult being born into to it... when its not born into you...

[Ariana Omnomnom]

I loved reading this. It's very simple and to the point, yet it really expresses an image by the end.

[The Twin Arenas]

Muchas gracias.

[Ariana Omnomnom]

What's your favorite piece you've written, I wanna read it.

[The Twin Arenas]

Origins, I think.

[The Twin Arenas]

Shoes In White Charleston. Brickman. I've written some things I don't hate, which is really remarkable.

[Ariana Omnomnom]

I feel you deeply on that last statement honestly.

[Meraki]

Hahaha! I love this! Maybe it's because I live in Texas. Perfect.

[Corset]

If you believe there are no Elephants in Texas then you haven't been to the Dallas Zoo, sugar britches.

[Cadel]

Just about what I'd imagine from Texas haha.

[Davidgeo]

Ha. You're a genius. Well done.

For real though, I hate Texas.