The Great Flip Out

When Link and Aryll get to hyrule they get to see the great flip out

When Link and Aryll got to Caste Town they dismounted Epona and walked into the walls of the city. It was just as it was always, very chaotic and crowded especially considering it was the week where almost everry shop was having a discount on most of there items.

"Holy crap" said Aryll "I didn't know it would be THIS crowded."

"Yeah, well there's like half a million people living here in the first place and it's the week where all the shops have their big sale" said Link

"Ahh...wait half a million people? Holy crap!"

"I said the same thing."

They walked up to the gates of the castle and the two guards put there spears together and said "HAULT" The guard on the right said "Who goes there?"

"Link and Aryll." said Link

"Do you have last names? Or are you a couple of orphan children?"

They didn't know what there last names were, If they even had last names it would be like Yu or something cause that's their mother's last name. Link sighed  "I'm Link, I'm the Hero of Time, I'm supposed to get married to the princess two years, any of this ring a bell?" The two guards looked at each other and said "OH!" "You can go in." said the guard on the left

"Thank you" said Link and they walked in "Aryll do I honestly look that diffrent when I'm not wearing my tunic and pointy hat?"

"I don't think you do, but that could just be cause you're my brother."

Link rolled his eyes and they went the rest of the way to throne room without saying a word. The whole walk there Link was deep in thought, for some reason everytime he went to the castle he was filled with the thoughts of what happened two years ago. How all of Hyrule got a message saying:

Now that Princess Zelda Nohansen Hyrule XXVI has taken over the throne she will be searching for a husband. Please send all boys with pointed ears between the ages of 11 and 18 to Hyrule Castle on July 2nd.

Link remebered how much he protested on how he was not gonna go no matter what and how it was gonna ruin his 12th birthday and how he said that the Princess wouldn't even choose his anyways. He remembered how the day after he arrived that his sister was caputered by one of Ganondorfs evil minoins and all the other memories about how he destoryed Ganondorf. He was always hoping it would never have to happen again. The was always telling everybody that called him lucky that being the Hero of Time was the worst thing that ever happened to him even thought on the inside he knew it wasn't true. It didn't seem like a long walk to the throne room as it was before. When they walked in they saw Zelda sitting on her throne talking to someone. She looked up and saw Link and Aryll. She stood up and started running towards them and when she got tto them she hugged Link.

"Oh My God! What are you doing here?" she said

"Well y'know how my mom was pregnant." said Link

"Yeah?"

"The baby came out and well Aryll say she tired and I told her you'd probably let her take a nap here."

"Oh of course." Zelda knelt down to Aryll's height "Aryll go up thhose stair turn left and the third door over has a bed in it you can sleep there."

"OK. Night Night." Aryll walked off.

"So? is the baby cute?" Zelda asked as she started to walk back towards her throne

"Yeah I guess she has random red hair though." Link said

Zelda sat down with a confused look on her face "Red Hair? Who the hell did she get that form?"

Link shrugged his shoulders "If I had to guess my Dad cause I think his hair is really red but he dyes it black"

"Ahh." said Zelda "I thought you're father took care of his little brother and sister somewhere in Castle Town?"

"He does but he comes to vi...." Link was shoved out of the way by a man wearing clothes that looked to be WAY too big on his. Pointed his arm at Zelda and shouted "YOU!"

"Oh if it isn't my arch enemy King Zant what brings you here on the glorious day?"

"I think you know what brings me here Princess!" said Zant

"No actually I don't" she said in a sarcastic tone "Please explain."

"You broke the Bridge of Twilight and don't you DARE deny it!" He said

"Wait I'm confused so now you actually care about the Dark Realm?" said Zelda

"No but you're!" He was lost for words "You're....like purposly trying to ruin my life because you're a whiny little brat! News Flash Princess! I'm not like my father I don't want to destroy Hyrule!"

Zelda sat there shocked she said under her breath "How dare he call me a whiny little brat!"

"Cause it's true!" said Zant

"You know proof it was me!"

"Actually I do! I have witnesses!"

"Like who and you're guards don't count considering they're like drunk all the f*****g time!"

"True, but I have other witnesses like...uhh...Contessa Zenophia!"

"Don't you hate her?"

"Yeah but that doesn't mean I don't trust her!"

Zelda made a questioning gesture then gave Zant the retard sign. Zant's eye's immediatly turned from a blood red to a bright orange. He took out his sword and held it up to Zelda's chin "Damnit I oughtta cut you're head off"

Zelda closed he eyes and held her breath. Link took out his sword and tried to hit Zant's sword in a spot where hw wouldn't chop his hand off. This was extremely hard considering he didn't know where his hand was under his weird graduation rode/dress thinggy so his just hit it aimlessly. Zant dropped his sword "Don't....touch...her" Link said agrily

"Damn boy what are you trying to do cut my hand..." Zant turned to Link "...off." he said in a scared tone

"I wasn't trying to but it's kind of hard to see where you're hands are under your man dress thinggy!"

Zant reached his left hand out towards Link and put it on his head "Holy crap you have long fingers!" Zant slammed Link's head down and punched him in the gut. Link fell over thinking that he was going to die.

"F**k off you stupid noob!" Zant said "As for you Princess....I'll deal with you later!" He teleported out

"Oh My God Link! Are you OK?" said Zelda as she rushed to his side

"Uhh..uhh...I...I...I don't kn...kn...kn...know!" He said trying too catch his breath "Wh - who was that?" he asked

Zelda sighed "That was King Zant, he's the stupid little f****t that killed my family! I Got revenge on him though I broke the Dark Realms stupid little Bridge of Twilight."

"Oh" said Link "Why is he a f****t?"

"Cause he like cuts himself and he's like thirty-two i think and it sounds like he still hasn't gone through pueberty. I mean even his brother Vaati that's fourteen sounds like he's farther into pueberty then him."

Zelda helped Link stand up "Someday I'm gonna send you over to the Dark Realm to kick his a*s!" said Zelda

Link fell back over for he knew this would be another long yet unnessisary adventure