Your last line cracked me up and reminded me of the erm "attention seeking twat" (that's as polite as I could put it in case any pointless snowflakes are reading and get ever so affended) that started messaging everyone saying something along the lines of "wrote about me, b***h!"
Surprisingly the only one I know of that did was Sir Noodle of Einsteinia and if I recall it was a pretty damn good retort. (I'll send you the link if I can find it. 😃
So Vol, was your fancy tickled?
I like it when people use phrases from the long ago because it let's me imagine snowflakes asking Siri or Alexa if they've just been offended! 😃
I know I shouldn't but I just can't help it, due mainly to their own self importance, which I'd why all I've got left to say to them, while putting a pair of underpants on my head and two pencils up my nose, is "wibble!" (Shh, but it's an old Blackadder scene( 😃
Now back to the review of your piece, because if I mention snowflakes again they might try to have me cancelled, whatever that means. Maybe they'll take away my Blockbuster rental card or my "melt all snowflakes" membership! 😃
I did enjoy your piece Vol, buy I just got carried away from being thoroughly underwhelmed by snowflakes/millennials own importance and let's face it, they pretend to be too cool to even register my existence, so f@#k the little a#@%!&€*s anyway. (They probably think I just called them funk assistants anyway)
😃
Ps... promise my next review will be a proper review and not even mention those pointless little turds.
Pps, sorry again. I went into a coffee shop today and saw those pointless wannabe hipsters that look like they've pritt-sticked some pubes on their face, while pretending to ignore everyone, while simultaneously hoping no one notices they've been on the same page of that Kerouac book since last October!
😃
Dang, Lorry!
And here I was just imagining if my muse came to life and her only goal was sed.. read moreDang, Lorry!
And here I was just imagining if my muse came to life and her only goal was seduction... and I am SDO willing...
Vol
And Like the Noodle, sometimes the result if foreordained, and happily so...
17 Hours Ago
Saw this today, thought of you... I hope you can open it.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/ot.. read moreSaw this today, thought of you... I hope you can open it.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/long-covid-cause-identified-by-scientists-in-groundbreaking-new-study/ar-AA1rTLQV?ocid=msedgntp&pc=U531&cvid=22312ba2f56440728b3dcc718b459401&ei=38
16 Hours Ago
Cheers Vol. So my brain is fine it's just my brainstem to blame? Good to know. I never did like brai.. read moreCheers Vol. So my brain is fine it's just my brainstem to blame? Good to know. I never did like brainstem name, making it sound all hoity toity and posher than it I'd. Buy good to know it's that that is exhausted and anxious all the time and not my noggin.
Think I need a lie down after that, or I will when I try to remember it when I'm talking to the doctor! 😃
Oh the deliciousness of the silken and that the way it sways to the beat within your own mind. The way a pen can glide across paper to describe these private elated moments
I love the creativity poured into this piece and the magnificent description poured into the parched paper telling of its secrets and mystify moments
Hahahaha! Andrew!
I think you are saying I might know something about dance? Oh, my... I'm a.. read moreHahahaha! Andrew!
I think you are saying I might know something about dance? Oh, my... I'm an old hippie from the sixties when the music MADE you get up and wiggle around a bit and pick up a foot once in a while... I am happy beyond words that was before there were phones with cameras... It doesn't really matter, though, I was stoned anyway... Oh, and If you're talking about music I can't even play the radio in tune... If it's the bourbon, well that's another story... Finally, if it's poetry, I've had a lot of practice, and I am in love with the things Erato does to me and a lot of other folks on here...
Vol
11 Hours Ago
English literature and the art of writing is definitely your field. I was never a good dancer eith.. read moreEnglish literature and the art of writing is definitely your field. I was never a good dancer either just a means to meet the ladies lol.
1 Hour Ago
Andrew,
I love literature so much it is what I've become. I was thinking about that just yest.. read moreAndrew,
I love literature so much it is what I've become. I was thinking about that just yesterday, and wondered if there was any kind of analogy to an old married couple together so long they look alike... I did my first public reading in 1967, or 8, and love "peeling the onion" of all its elements. Thank you for noticing.
Vol
Wow! You can really write and with an individual flare. Really enjoyed this:)
Posted 20 Hours Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
17 Hours Ago
Pryde,
Wooo.... thanks for saying so, you make me blush,! I suppose all of us love to hear w.. read morePryde,
Wooo.... thanks for saying so, you make me blush,! I suppose all of us love to hear we impressed someone we respect,,,
Vol
Now ya got me going all over the place .. it's like being dizzy but not knowing why .. Tho' on reflection, I reckon its maybe becuz I dunno whether to side with jacob or Loz .. and knowing there's still plenty of time for others to come alongside or behind me and throw an additional spanner in the works .. 😉👍Neville
Posted 1 Day Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
17 Hours Ago
Neville,
You've got a spanner to spare? I hope someone's got one... I tossed it into somebody.. read moreNeville,
You've got a spanner to spare? I hope someone's got one... I tossed it into somebody's s***. I'm sure they deserved it though...
Vol
Imagined woman, so sensual...the dream could almost write itself, but needs the poet to lend a hand.
j.
Posted 1 Day Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
1 Day Ago
J,
It's how she works, Erato, the muse of lyric poetry will sneak up on your a*s and whisper .. read moreJ,
It's how she works, Erato, the muse of lyric poetry will sneak up on your a*s and whisper things in your ear that leave you flabbergasted and there is only one response...
Vol
Your last line cracked me up and reminded me of the erm "attention seeking twat" (that's as polite as I could put it in case any pointless snowflakes are reading and get ever so affended) that started messaging everyone saying something along the lines of "wrote about me, b***h!"
Surprisingly the only one I know of that did was Sir Noodle of Einsteinia and if I recall it was a pretty damn good retort. (I'll send you the link if I can find it. 😃
So Vol, was your fancy tickled?
I like it when people use phrases from the long ago because it let's me imagine snowflakes asking Siri or Alexa if they've just been offended! 😃
I know I shouldn't but I just can't help it, due mainly to their own self importance, which I'd why all I've got left to say to them, while putting a pair of underpants on my head and two pencils up my nose, is "wibble!" (Shh, but it's an old Blackadder scene( 😃
Now back to the review of your piece, because if I mention snowflakes again they might try to have me cancelled, whatever that means. Maybe they'll take away my Blockbuster rental card or my "melt all snowflakes" membership! 😃
I did enjoy your piece Vol, buy I just got carried away from being thoroughly underwhelmed by snowflakes/millennials own importance and let's face it, they pretend to be too cool to even register my existence, so f@#k the little a#@%!&€*s anyway. (They probably think I just called them funk assistants anyway)
😃
Ps... promise my next review will be a proper review and not even mention those pointless little turds.
Pps, sorry again. I went into a coffee shop today and saw those pointless wannabe hipsters that look like they've pritt-sticked some pubes on their face, while pretending to ignore everyone, while simultaneously hoping no one notices they've been on the same page of that Kerouac book since last October!
😃
Dang, Lorry!
And here I was just imagining if my muse came to life and her only goal was sed.. read moreDang, Lorry!
And here I was just imagining if my muse came to life and her only goal was seduction... and I am SDO willing...
Vol
And Like the Noodle, sometimes the result if foreordained, and happily so...
17 Hours Ago
Saw this today, thought of you... I hope you can open it.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/ot.. read moreSaw this today, thought of you... I hope you can open it.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/long-covid-cause-identified-by-scientists-in-groundbreaking-new-study/ar-AA1rTLQV?ocid=msedgntp&pc=U531&cvid=22312ba2f56440728b3dcc718b459401&ei=38
16 Hours Ago
Cheers Vol. So my brain is fine it's just my brainstem to blame? Good to know. I never did like brai.. read moreCheers Vol. So my brain is fine it's just my brainstem to blame? Good to know. I never did like brainstem name, making it sound all hoity toity and posher than it I'd. Buy good to know it's that that is exhausted and anxious all the time and not my noggin.
Think I need a lie down after that, or I will when I try to remember it when I'm talking to the doctor! 😃
My name is Vol Lindsey. I live in Gouge Eye, Texas, a tiny ghost town on Rt. 66.
I am a retired creative writing, English literature teacher. I have been writing poetry and reading publicly since 196.. more..