A Woman's 7 SinsA Poem by VoiceThe 7 sins with a womans twist on them. You will have a great laugh :)
A Woman’s 7 Sins
I watched him from across the room
Wanting him to hold me tight
To kiss my lips and caress my breasts
As we make love all night
If lust is a sin
Then I am a sinner
Don’t tempt me I’m weak
I will give in
It’s that time of month
Pass the chocolate and the wine
Don’t you touch that candy
All of it is mine
If gluttony is a sin
Then I am a sinner
Don’t tempt me I’m weak
I will give in
I know she wants that blouse
I can see it in her eyes
But I won’t let her have it
Even though it’s not my size
If greed is a sin
Then I am a sinner
Don’t tempt me I’m weak
I will give in
I called myself off work today
I won’t get out of bed
Lounging around and watching TV
Is what I’ll do instead
If sloth is a sin
Then I am a sinner
Don’t tempt me I’m weak
I will give in
B***h, you stole my boyfriend
You are gonna die
Don’t let me see those tears
It won’t help any if you cry
If wrath is a sin
Then I am a sinner
Don’t temp me I’m weak
I will kill you!!!
God I love the way she walks
And look at that round a*s
Those are buns of steel
Maybe even brass
If envy is a sin
Then I am a sinner
Don’t tempt me I’m weak
I will give in
I’ve lost ten pounds
My guy is fine
His ex-girlfriend is dead
And I’ve got my wine
If pride is a sin
Then I am sinner
And I’m so happy
I gave in
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