A Woman's 7 Sins

The 7 sins with a woman�s twist on them. You will have a great laugh :)

 

A Woman’s 7 Sins

 

I watched him from across the room

Wanting him to hold me tight

To kiss my lips and caress my breasts

As we make love all night

                             

If lust is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

It’s that time of month

Pass the chocolate and the wine

Don’t you touch that candy

All of it is mine

 

If gluttony is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

I know she wants that blouse

I can see it in her eyes

But I won’t let her have it

Even though it’s not my size

 

If greed is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

I called myself off work today

I won’t get out of bed

Lounging around and watching TV

Is what I’ll do instead

 

If sloth is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

B***h, you stole my boyfriend

You are gonna die

Don’t let me see those tears

It won’t help any if you cry

 

If wrath is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t temp me I’m weak

I will kill you!!!

 

God I love the way she walks

And look at that round a*s

Those are buns of steel

Maybe even brass

 

If envy is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

I’ve lost ten pounds

My guy is fine

His ex-girlfriend is dead

And I’ve got my wine

 

If pride is a sin

Then I am sinner

And I’m so happy

I gave in

Reviews

[Spoken]

Is it bad if i said "yep that's me" to every stanza in your poem? lol. what a clever funny spin on the 7 deadly sins from a woman's point of view. Loved it!

[EmpressPoetess]

Wow, lol! This is great! I confess to being guilty of a few of those myself! You have a great imagination and a great skill in humor! Love this!

[LisetteCanWrite!]

Good work... yep ... we sometimes beat up on the guys.. but these are definitely women's sins.. with a twist on them!!! Great stuff... keep writing.. your work is really interesting!!!

[closed account]

LMAO!!!!!! how old are you??? you have an old soul... applause to you
I can't believe you are 15? wow, what a brain and imagination you have
you have such a huge talent, great writing skills and a sense of humor
that fits perfect with mine!! hahah

I loved it!!!!!!

[Victoria Harlequin]

Oooh I'm so glad I got to see the making of this poem.
It is in one word: AWSTACULAR.
And you know you've done something great if you get me to say that.
:D This is beyond what words can describe!

[(:]

It's actually kind've funny at some parts.
But this poem is true. These are practically a women's seven sins.
Awesome write. :]

[Sheila Kline]

Oh, I just love it..........it is soooo funny, and has a twist on each sin!!
Well done! and thanks for the laughs!!
Now where is that chocolate bar????....smiles

[Jade Mayhew]

:D I like this a LOT! It's so funny!

[MyDearRobby]

wOh!i lOvE It!

[Ralphy]

Wow, that's a different side of you. I must say, when I saw this line earlier "It's that time of month, Pass the chocolate and the wine ,Don't you touch that candy All of it is mine" I got such a chuckle out of it. then to read all these phrases in "A woman's 7 sins" I thought your poetry was divine and humorous. I like your talent, and think you can do almost anything in topics�coming from your back ground, that is amazing. Nice work.