A Woman's 7 Sins

The 7 sins with a woman�s twist on them. You will have a great laugh :)

 

A Woman’s 7 Sins

 

I watched him from across the room

Wanting him to hold me tight

To kiss my lips and caress my breasts

As we make love all night

                             

If lust is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

It’s that time of month

Pass the chocolate and the wine

Don’t you touch that candy

All of it is mine

 

If gluttony is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

I know she wants that blouse

I can see it in her eyes

But I won’t let her have it

Even though it’s not my size

 

If greed is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

I called myself off work today

I won’t get out of bed

Lounging around and watching TV

Is what I’ll do instead

 

If sloth is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

B***h, you stole my boyfriend

You are gonna die

Don’t let me see those tears

It won’t help any if you cry

 

If wrath is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t temp me I’m weak

I will kill you!!!

 

God I love the way she walks

And look at that round a*s

Those are buns of steel

Maybe even brass

 

If envy is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

I’ve lost ten pounds

My guy is fine

His ex-girlfriend is dead

And I’ve got my wine

 

If pride is a sin

Then I am sinner

And I’m so happy

I gave in

Reviews

[Inda Lauryn]

Okay, funny!

[Greg Skura]

Sin is in! lol Thank You!

[DuCeZ]

haha! great job had me gigglein n smilein the whole waii through great poem

[mirui]

This poem is amazing. I like how you said the sin than gave a little story. good work.

[Ruminating Archaeologis..]

Hah, great work, it made me smile :).

[Winter McPherson]

How hysterical! LOL!!!!!!!!! Loved it!! You funny girls.....this is take off of Miss Veronica's poem, is it not?

Well done! :)

[Hanan_Maliah]

I did enjoy this..what a summary of a "Woman's Sins"...guilty if not now than then if not then I figure out when but I promise I will indeed sin!

[kelsey]

AMAZING, this is great, and so so so true! Nice job!

[Jinx's Heart]

LOL I absolutely LOVE it! Every women needs this. Awesome piece!

[Carrie Montgomery]

too cute...and so very close to what we all feel "at that time of month". Great job!