A Woman's 7 Sins

The 7 sins with a woman�s twist on them. You will have a great laugh :)

 

A Woman’s 7 Sins

 

I watched him from across the room

Wanting him to hold me tight

To kiss my lips and caress my breasts

As we make love all night

                             

If lust is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

It’s that time of month

Pass the chocolate and the wine

Don’t you touch that candy

All of it is mine

 

If gluttony is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

I know she wants that blouse

I can see it in her eyes

But I won’t let her have it

Even though it’s not my size

 

If greed is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

I called myself off work today

I won’t get out of bed

Lounging around and watching TV

Is what I’ll do instead

 

If sloth is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

B***h, you stole my boyfriend

You are gonna die

Don’t let me see those tears

It won’t help any if you cry

 

If wrath is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t temp me I’m weak

I will kill you!!!

 

God I love the way she walks

And look at that round a*s

Those are buns of steel

Maybe even brass

 

If envy is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

I’ve lost ten pounds

My guy is fine

His ex-girlfriend is dead

And I’ve got my wine

 

If pride is a sin

Then I am sinner

And I’m so happy

I gave in

Reviews

[Inkdye]

I give in too...and I liked it...Thanks for a honest driven view of my human condition...:)

[rachel <3]

lol! this was funny, but so true. i love it!
great job :)

[Emmie]

I think all of us can relate to this one! We are all guilty! I love the one about glutony! It is the one way too true for me! Hahaha!

[Barbara Walker]

I did laugh! I actually felt several emotions! But the bottom line is, it's a great poem and more honest than most of us will admit! After all, we're all sinners! Barbara (eyepoetress)

[Tiana]

Wow! This poem is just awesome! Thanks for the smiles :)) hugs

[Star-Born-Soul]

Yer bad...Naw, just honest. We all have our moments of weakness ;) This is wonderful. Thank you for the chuckle and for sharing your talent.

[fallendemonofmercy]

now this is definately my kind of poetry - absolutely true. i love that you added the stges to temptress, that it starts with a simple glace to envy to lust to greed to possessin and to searching...and taking, regretlessly. like i can - and i do and i will.
if pride is a sin
then i am a sinner
and i am so happy
that i gave in

[SPINNING ON that dizzy ..]

Oh, I love this version of those 7 deadly sins! You made me laugh and think and cheer.... haha.... pass the chocolates....

Kath

[Sensuous2000]

I read a lot into this poem between the lines but mostly I see your talent shinning through ..you go girlfriend keep them coming...nice profile page by the way.

[phoenix on the rise]

ironic and funny. quaint yet terrifying. i like it.
keep it up