A Woman's 7 Sins

The 7 sins with a woman�s twist on them. You will have a great laugh :)

 

A Woman’s 7 Sins

 

I watched him from across the room

Wanting him to hold me tight

To kiss my lips and caress my breasts

As we make love all night

                             

If lust is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

It’s that time of month

Pass the chocolate and the wine

Don’t you touch that candy

All of it is mine

 

If gluttony is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

I know she wants that blouse

I can see it in her eyes

But I won’t let her have it

Even though it’s not my size

 

If greed is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

I called myself off work today

I won’t get out of bed

Lounging around and watching TV

Is what I’ll do instead

 

If sloth is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

B***h, you stole my boyfriend

You are gonna die

Don’t let me see those tears

It won’t help any if you cry

 

If wrath is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t temp me I’m weak

I will kill you!!!

 

God I love the way she walks

And look at that round a*s

Those are buns of steel

Maybe even brass

 

If envy is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

I’ve lost ten pounds

My guy is fine

His ex-girlfriend is dead

And I’ve got my wine

 

If pride is a sin

Then I am sinner

And I’m so happy

I gave in

Reviews

[Aislinn Gryffin ((Ashes..]

I agree with SM Davis, i hear Achmed's voice when i read the line "I will kill you!!!"
You're a really talented writer. This poem is so funny. Definitely a favorite! Keep writing, Voice.

[Jillian]

Haha, I love it!

[SM Davis]

Nicely done. The font is unusual, but works well for this piece. There is a comedian named Jeff Dunham who is also a ventriloquist. One of his "dummy" characters is Achmed the dead terrorist. "I Kill You" in a shrill voice is one that comes to mind when I read this. Wrath...a wonderful exasperation of energy, eh? At any rate, I enjoyed this. The repetition in the stanzas is quite effective. I'm not usually a fan of the repetitive lines, but again, it works well here.

[sisyqueen2008]

better then the original 7 sins...soooo much better!

[Brjden (Bridge-Den) Cre..]

GREAT PIECE!!!! I thoroughly enjoyed! I love the humor and the vulnerability and you tell it so well and mature.

If wrath is a sin
Then I am a sinner
Don't temp me I'm weak
I will kill you!!!

Great change of pace in the stanza!

You're a great talent and I'm VERY happy that I found you!

[just is]

Oh! My Goodness, This has a gut wrenching feeling to it, such a powerful write here,
Everyone is a sinner, no one is perfect if they claim to be they are a liar. It's also
cute as well.
Well written write, I like your subject style, yo're blessed with talent
keep sharing it.

[April Child]

Hmmm when you put it like that I think I am a sinner too, ah well where's the chocolate!

Fun piece.

[Samantha.Silence]

i love this version of the 7 deadly sins =D

[Slender Smile/Husna Tay..]

wonderfully written.......:)
u provide a situation to pave way to all d sins......beautiful.

[Fallen Angel]

lol. I love it man.