A Woman's 7 Sins

The 7 sins with a woman�s twist on them. You will have a great laugh :)

 

A Woman’s 7 Sins

 

I watched him from across the room

Wanting him to hold me tight

To kiss my lips and caress my breasts

As we make love all night

                             

If lust is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

It’s that time of month

Pass the chocolate and the wine

Don’t you touch that candy

All of it is mine

 

If gluttony is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

I know she wants that blouse

I can see it in her eyes

But I won’t let her have it

Even though it’s not my size

 

If greed is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

I called myself off work today

I won’t get out of bed

Lounging around and watching TV

Is what I’ll do instead

 

If sloth is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

B***h, you stole my boyfriend

You are gonna die

Don’t let me see those tears

It won’t help any if you cry

 

If wrath is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t temp me I’m weak

I will kill you!!!

 

God I love the way she walks

And look at that round a*s

Those are buns of steel

Maybe even brass

 

If envy is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

I’ve lost ten pounds

My guy is fine

His ex-girlfriend is dead

And I’ve got my wine

 

If pride is a sin

Then I am sinner

And I’m so happy

I gave in

Reviews

[Laura S.]

I really enjoyed reading it! very creative. I love it

[Payton Taylor]

Very cool and original :) I'm glad I read this, because it's very well-written. You have serious talent!

[Rhonda]

this was awesome

[poetic-raven2012]

The whole thing is great, how the repeated verse changes slightly, but my favorite is the last one, how you tie them together is brilliant:]

[Voice11]

Really nice but a little disturbing at the little things that can make us a sinner

[Jessica]

Wow that was great!

[Elana Juli Royson]

Wow... an interesting way to put it. though there are some spelling errors it is a good piece. Keep writing!

[Al-itzah]

A Very Awesome Piece.
I'm definitely a sinner.
XD

[Lexi Nicole]

Very entertaining piece, I love it! An interesting play on the seven deadly sins. Very funny, nice work!

-Howl

[.]

Lol, that's very funny
Good rhyme and play of words
~Kavish~