She's All Mine

I've yet to meet her
But one day I'm sure I will
The dirty mouthed girl with looks to kill
The most beautiful smile to chew your heart up
Picks fights cause it makes her look tough
Has the hottest body anyone could ever ask for
Asks what you'll do to see more
But no one else will see above the knee
Cause the rest is for me
And the rest is always the best


You call her any name and she'll say she's flattered
Show up with a 12 pack and she'll act like it never even mattered
I call her a freak
And I'm not getting sex for the next week
Or so she says
She hates being called a lez
I never notice the hot girls who pass when I'm with her
But she'll still slap me anyways and tell me it's so over
If I promise to carry all her shopping s**t
She get's over it
Nothing makes her giggle like red wine
It makes her snort when she laughs
And man am I lucky she's mine


I could be standing, screaming in her ear
And she'll still act like she can't hear
She tells me I'm lame for the flowers I send
Then brags about me to all her friends
She loves music but swears she hates mine
Tells me we're perfect cause of our signs
She hangs up any time I switch lines
Saturday night she'll tear up my covers
And come church on Sunday morning she'll repent
and swear she's not my lover
Says I'll never be Kevin Devine
Which is fine, cause she's all mine

　

Wake her up and it's a death sentence

She tells her family she believes in abstinence

Which is funny to me

Cause I can't remember the last time I didn't get any

I think her religion is made up

And she always blames me everytime she loses her clothes or make up

She hates my music, and she hates my guitar

But she makes me write her songs and sing her to sleep in the car

She holds a tight rope but I'm always on the other end of the line

And that's perfectly fine cause I got mine


The girl drives like a lunatic
She almost killed us when I taught her to use a stick
I'm only allowed to play an acoustic
But God knows I love the b***h
She says peace signs are her trademark
She scares me to death when she tries to parallel park
She f*****g difficult but it's fine
Cause she's mine, mine, mine
All mine.