Ballad of the Hair-Eating CatA Poem by VinterprinsessaA little ditty I wrote today, partially based on my relationship with a cat who insists on climbing up on muy shoulder to eat my hair all the time. It's very scary indeed.
Verse 1:
I have a cat, I call him Bob He is a miserable sod And his diet's very strange He eats my hair Yes, it is very strange indeed Because when it is time to feed Then on my shoulder he'll be perched To eat my hair Chorus: He eats my eyes He eats my nose He eats my fingers and my toes But above and most of all He eats my hair He eats my arms He eats my teeth He eats my n*****s and my feet But above and most of all He eats my hair Verse 2: And he will never hunt the rat Although it's nice and big and fat But I don't think it gives a damn Because it's stuffed Maybe he's not even a cat He's eating too much hair for that I kind of think he's just a stupid ball of fluff Chorus repeat Verse 3: I feel him climbing on my back Just like a Candiru attack He's leaning in and sniffs around Then eats my hair I never know where he is at Just like a normal f*****g cat But when I least expect it, then He eats my hair He eats my hair He eats my hair © 2010 VinterprinsessaAuthor's Note
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Added on November 2, 2010 Last Updated on November 2, 2010 AuthorVinterprinsessaGöteborg, SwedenAboutI joined here to get some feedback that doesn't amount to "Dude, that's some weird s**t". So... feel free to comment on said Weird S**t. Otherwise it's just gonna get weirder, and then who knows... more..Writing
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