Parody of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" (for a contest)A Poem by Daring Darling DidiFor a contest!
Hey hey, yeah you, I really dig your girlfriend
Yeah way, yeah way, I think you want a new one Hey hey, yeah you, I'm taking your girlfriend Hey hey, whoa man, I know that you like her Yeah man, yeah man, you know I like her way more Hey hey, whoa man, I just want your girlfriend She's so hot, and she smokes pot, she's so ambitious You know I see her all the time, don't get vindictive Do you know what I can do to make her want me tonight? You're my friend, but man your girl I want to caress And hell yeah, she's a mother f*****g goddess I can see she digs me too so you know it's alright That girl's wicked clever And she's got a scarlet letter I think she knows just how to wow And those lips are what I'm talking 'bout Hey hey, yeah you, I really dig your girlfriend Yeah way, yeah way, I think you want a new one Hey hey, yeah you, I'm taking your girlfriend Hey hey, whoa man, I know that you like her Yeah man, yeah man, you know I like her way more Hey hey, whoa man, I just want your girlfriend She sees the way, she sees the way I look at her And even when she looks at you, I know exactly who she'd prefer I bet she knows I can't shut up about that night we spent... I seriously wish she could overhear The way you sneak around like a musketeer I bet she'd think your costume is ridiculously lame That girl's wicked clever And she's got a scarlet letter I think she knows just how to wow And those lips are what I'm talking 'bout Hey hey, yeah you, I really dig your girlfriend Yeah way, yeah way, I think you want a new one Hey hey, yeah you, I'm taking your girlfriend Hey hey, whoa man, I know that you like her Yeah man, yeah man, you know I like her way more Hey hey, whoa man, I just want your girlfriend In a heartbeat, she's become my favorite singer 'Cause she sings, cause she sings to me better I'm her lover, just how long has it been? Since she left you, while we vacationed in Berlin? Hey hey, yeah you, I really dig your girlfriend Yeah way, yeah way, I think you want a new one Hey hey, yeah you, I'm taking your girlfriend Hey hey, whoa man, I know that you like her Yeah man, yeah man, you know I like her way more Hey hey, whoa man, I just want your girlfriend Hey hey, yeah you, I really dig your girlfriend Yeah way, yeah way, I think you want a new one Hey hey, yeah you, I'm taking your girlfriend Hey hey, whoa man, I know that you like her Yeah man, yeah man, you know I like her way more Hey hey, whoa man, I just want your girlfriend! © 2012 Daring Darling DidiAuthor's Note
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2 Reviews Added on April 6, 2012 Last Updated on April 6, 2012 AuthorDaring Darling DidiHonolulu, HIAboutHello, my dearest dumplings! I am formally known as The Daring, Darling, Viciously Vivacious Didi. Though I am not as experienced a writer as, say, Gail Carriger or Neil Gaiman, after strongly sug.. more..Writing
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