lol. I must tell you this joke. John the Baptist was transported by the Spirit to modern times where he arrived one Sunday morning. Passing by a Church, he heard the congregation singing and praising Jesus so he went inside. He was dressed in ragged hides, dirty sandals; his long hair and beard framing wild looking eyes. He interupted the preacher half way through the sermon walking in. All eyes turned to stare at him, some shaking their heads and snickering. After the sermon, the preacher walked back to John and said, " Did you look around you and see how the people in our church dress, how they are all clean and tidy and the men's beards and hair are neatly trimmed?" John said, " Yes, they all look rather nice." "So, the preacher continued, " I want to go and pray to the Lord and ask Him, before you come back to our church again, how you ought to come drtessed and in what spirit you ought to show up in, will you do that?" John said yes he would. Next Sunday rolled around and found John dressed exactly the same way, all alone in the last pew at the back. Halfway through this sermon the preacher couldn't take it. So he went back and asked John, " Didn't you say you would ask the Lord how you ought to come dressed to our church?" John replied, "Yes, and I did." The preacher was fuming! The preacher said mockingly, " Well, what did the Lord reply to you? John said," Jesus told me He didn't know what I should wear to your church because He Himself had never been here before."