Captain Foodbeard

Feared by none; hated by his dietician

Out to sea in a gravy boat

With a butterpat liferaft

And sails of manioc

Cassava flour canvas stretched across a mast

Made of garlic flavored bread sticks

...

We knew it couldn't last

Reviews

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Now that is a plateful gluten, grain and nut-free!

[Dripping Chocolate Madness]

were that the case, it'd surely have been easier to resist eating
;)

[Papaya]

Cute :)
Nope. Could not last.
Very creative, I bet you could build this out of Lego.

[Dripping Chocolate Madness]

Or at least out of leftovers