Oreoprah

Everyone gets to be food! You get to be food! and YOU get to be food! ... No free cars, though.

Gimme a haunt. Come by.

Get out of my mind,

and get into my arms at last.

We'll converse solely in rhyme

and slowly, in time

You'll realize you're having a blast.

I'll convert you to crazy

(And maybe to gravy

For chocolate is best post-repast)

We could have children

with buttercream filling

And we could all sleep in a vat.

Reviews

[Lorry]

NO! Not falling for that line again. Got turned into a gingerbread man once and got dunked in a glass of milk and had my buttons chewed off... Or was that a shrek movie? 😀

[Dripping Chocolate Madness]

Buttons are both replaceable and adorable
I wouldn't worry

[Papaya]

Now I want to eat Oprah. That's so cringe. :)
This is cute.

[Dripping Chocolate Madness]

:)
That was my ultimate goal.
Cannibalism.

[Papaya]

Oh, I didn't mean like that!

(Just kidding, i meant like that)

[Dripping Chocolate Madness]

Leave it to the papaya to pick the low hanging fruit...
Sicko.

[Papaya]

: )