Secret Agent Button

Secret Agent Button

A Poem by Dripping Chocolate Madness
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She's not the very best secret agent... But she's a master of forgetting who her tail belongs to.

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I brought home a Button.
She chases her tail and
She chases my ankles
She chases the mailman
She chases the trashcan
She chases the wall
It doesn't have to be moving:
She chases it all.

She does it at midnight, when I'm trying to work
She does it at noon, when I'm sleeping (the jerk)
She does it awake, and she does it asleep:
She lays in my bed and she murders my feet.

I've tried tying string to my bedroom door
In attempt to distract her for two minutes, or more
I've tried playing hard, until she's worn down
But it seems there's no stopping her running around
Despite all of that, she's perfect. You see:
My heart simply melts when she cuddles with me.

© 2020 Dripping Chocolate Madness


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If she's a cat, well fair enough, but if not, keep an eye on the crazy cat lady 😀
I looked after a cat for a while when my old neighbour got another that didn't play well. Why do they always claw the big toe? Why do they look at you like it's their house and they let you live there? And most importantly, why do we put up with the arrogant little s***s?
Just leave a tin of cat food in her bowl with a tin opener and see how they get on with that 😀
It is a cat, right? I'm almost sure of it, but you just never know these days 😀

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dripping Chocolate Madness

4 Years Ago

All reasons why I love cats.
Fickle little creatures that require you to pay attention to the.. read more



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If she's a cat, well fair enough, but if not, keep an eye on the crazy cat lady 😀
I looked after a cat for a while when my old neighbour got another that didn't play well. Why do they always claw the big toe? Why do they look at you like it's their house and they let you live there? And most importantly, why do we put up with the arrogant little s***s?
Just leave a tin of cat food in her bowl with a tin opener and see how they get on with that 😀
It is a cat, right? I'm almost sure of it, but you just never know these days 😀

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dripping Chocolate Madness

4 Years Ago

All reasons why I love cats.
Fickle little creatures that require you to pay attention to the.. read more
This one brings a big huge smile. So so SO cute!!!
You've turned me into a puddle of melted Papaya juice.

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dripping Chocolate Madness

4 Years Ago

(furiously scribbles in a notebook for an extended period, then tucks it away, looking stricken) read more
Dripping Chocolate Madness

4 Years Ago

(stupid buggy site...)
Papaya

4 Years Ago

: D
This is a pretty darn good poem full of good rhymes and descriptions that put a smile on my face.

Nice writing. :-)

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dripping Chocolate Madness

4 Years Ago

Thx :)
Spread it around, they're contagious.
Awwwww, kitten. Bite him!

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dripping Chocolate Madness

4 Years Ago

Much like myself, she requires no encouragement.
:)
Have you got a puddy cat DC Madness? If not, maybe a puppy, but I am more inclined to the former here. I recognise so many traits here. Little darlings aren't they? A fun read for me. Full of energy too.

Chris

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dripping Chocolate Madness

4 Years Ago

Yeah... You got me.
Good guess!
She's an absolute doll. Still fits in one hand.
Chris Shaw

4 Years Ago

Kitten she is, adorable. Easy to fall in love ain't it?
Dripping Chocolate Madness

4 Years Ago

Entirely too easy.
...
Entirely.

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Added on August 22, 2020
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Tags: Kitten, crazy, cuddles

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Dripping Chocolate Madness
Dripping Chocolate Madness

Wandering, RI



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Not a writer, but I do it anyway. I'm also not a chef, musician, masseuse, guidance counselor, philosopher, or survivalist. But again: never stopped me before. I DO, however, happen to be a giant p.. more..

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