The Theory of Unpredictability - Prologue

If you are reading this, I suppose you should be ready for anything. ANYTHING.

I have made this book for one reason: To tell you about the theory of unpredictability.

The theory of unpredictability's rules is unpredictable by itself, but I can assure that it is strict and stable. Period. Most people don't understand it, but this story was unpredictable in itself. Written out of the blue. I wanna teach you all about it, but sadly the Science Council (trust me, there is one) won't let me make a book out of it. So I applied it on them: infiltrated the Council and hacked everything out of it, then smoke-bombed the entire place, and just to make sure, every single scientist who is part of the Science Council's houses. And the FBI for even better measure. Too bad.

So you have like infinity minus one things to anticipate, including a unicorn who falls down from the ceiling in the middle of a Stanley Cup match between Pittsburgh and Washington, and the president of Bulgaria resurrecting Hitler to take control of zombies by letting them all dance to a mash-up of the Name Game and the Macarena.

Be prepared, then.

But there is one thing that is predictable: every story has a beginning, a middle, and an end, and the beginning, is always normal at first.

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Author's Note

Rest assured, there are more random things than Hitler combined with the Macarena. Trust me.

Reviews

[MuteB912]

I love the narration style of this piece. I can already tell this story is going to be a very interesting read. As far as constructive criticism I don't really have any to give since this is such a small piece. No matter, everything looks good and I'm excited to see what you write next for this story.

[EssenceofDaringx]

The narration of this prologue definitely gave it a sense of humor and also an insight to the kind of world the reader will be stepping in. It sounds like a fun, wild, crazy ride!