The Artful DodgerA Poem by Matt MutivaThe Artful Dodger
My faithfulness is currently under investigation and that trial is still pending what I viewed as night out with my friends, she viewed as a serious offense: a relationship rule that I failed to abide by
Did you buy you flowers? No Open doors? No Remember our anniversary? Not exactly Courtship? Not on this basketball court! this, is the funeral service for chivalry
When allegations of infidelity do arise I can pass a female's polygraph exam with flying colors
It’s hard being faithful, beautiful women are everywhere and I want to pet them, and make them purr
I don’t know about you, but I like to alphabetize my women
“A” for The Ashley who waitresses “B” for British girl with the cute accent “C” for Concession stands chick with the voluptuous a*s
Date nights with you are great I bypass the friend-zone with the greatest of ease Slip past every security check point to your heart With frequent "I love you’s" and sweet little text messages
With that, I get past the semi-finals, and make it through to the preliminary round of potential suitors because I am the lcksmith of lovers
I watched you try credit cards, bobbin pins, and turn the handle a few times, but that lock still wouldn’t budge and
You stayed over last night to re-key those locks because of the last break-in, and now she’s a bit trickier to open
You stood outside in your bath towel banging on the door because she was too trusting to a previous owner and “this is just a precaution”
You even made a spare key because she was sobbing into her pillow placing her valuables out of plain sight, while I was still at large, holding a new girl’s hand. © 2016 Matt MutivaAuthor's Note
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