Ode to the Pink Power Ranger

When I was five,
still as innocent as one could be,
I had a crush on the Pink Power Ranger
and wanted to be the Red one.
Danger, danger, red alert.
Someone stop this girl before her feelings get hurt.
But no,
I just thought he was cool and could
fight like all hell and
she was cute and I liked her voice and her hair.
And I swear
The voices in the back of my head
Didn�t tell me anything differently than what we all
Instinctively know.
Social Darwinism at its worse,
I was just another curse, a
Bruise, soon to be another ridiculed fuel
To this earth, because
I wanted to do more than survive,
I wanted to be the man,
[And not in the sense of having a penis], but to
Have all his power and take his girl
From his fingertips,
Make his stomach quench,
Let him see that while he was incoherently
Babbling, I took over the world.
Make him see that Dicks are replaceable
With enough Brainpower and Vagina.
Let him see that I could rape his mind empty too.
But I was five,
What the hell did I know?

I was just another baby
Soaking in the sweat dripping
Pores of a thousand maybes
And I was holding
The rifle to the skull of Repetition
Unlocking the caged doors
Of Inhibition, just to walk Her to the Electric Chair
I was becoming a murderer of Monotony
And a liberator of Lobotomy
Yes, I was drilling holes
Into the whole of the head of Jesus
Because his brain was under excessive pressure
His nerve tracks needed loosening
And I was there to do the sprucing
Up of the uneducated minds
Who told me who I am/was
Is/was not right
The ones who told me Who I should be
They had me choking on Their beliefs
Chained up until I accepted
Their opinionated facts of what it was to be a Lady
WoMAN or Girl struggling in this world
They left me marinating
Like a baby in an incubator
Brainwashing one lie over and over again
Staining my soul with hate
For you
For myself
The only person I truly knew
Inside and out
They killed me with Doubt
And resurrected me with my own Tears of Disgust
Lathering me up
Preparing me for a world
Where I should seek approval
And nothing else
Play the strings of Cupid�s harp
And shoot arrows in only one direction
Live my life a lie
Just too peacefully survive
Is what they whispered into my ears for me to live by
For me to do
For me to breathe
And I did, but after a while I said
F**k that,
If you don�t like me for me
You can suck on my castrated
Chains of Mutiny
[In cuntly fashion beotches]

I stood up for what I believed in
And broke the chains of Satan�s semen
I crucified everything I had ever known
Left them burning at the stake of sanctity
With the rest of the worlds false hopes and dreams
I screamed out
lord save me save me
And he said
F**k you little baby
You left me along time ago
When you first said no
And I said
No lord, no
Please, please, please just hold me lord
Cradle me
Shelter me
Love me again lord
And he said
I am repulsed
By every beat of your heart
Every glance of your eyes
Every whimpering cry you shout out to me
Go dance free with Satan
You little accidental baby
God hated me
So I closed my eyes
And prayed to Myself that I would never wake up again
And be forced to face the wrath of
My unwed sins
I would of rather have been
Trash pissed on in the sand
Instead of who I knew I was
I was ready to die by
Homicide/Suicide, anything to get me put 60,000 feet under
Leave me resting with forgotten flesh
Of Kings and Queens
And million year old bones
Of things we have never seen
Because I was a stranger in my own flesh and bones

F**k you little baby
F**k you little baby
F**k you little baby

I heard the sound of thousands
Of bigot pricks chanting in my ear
[I know I wasn�t high]
Opened my eyes and saw
Ten thousand years of Satan�s hatred
Peering down into my soul
Quenching every inch of my cardiac muscle
Laughing at me suffering in the womb of where
It all had started
Where I breathed my first breath of air
Lived, played, died
Recited my first I love You�s
And plagiarized book reviews in elementary school

Satan was f*****g me over for the last time in my life

And all I could say was
B***h, choke on my emancipated ligaments
And all I could do was
Pick up my all mighty Anti-AntiCuntRevolution Slayer
Hold the trigger
Not looking at where I let the crimson tide
Delve deep and dive

I was going crazy
And on that day I would have killed Satan
With my tongue�s deadly bullets firing
I would have made him beg for euthanasia
If it had not of been for Mary Magdalene
Whispering
I banged Jesus
I banged Jesus� Hard
Into my ear.

Author's Note

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Reviews

[Raef C. Boylan]

You've been featured?
Wowie.
I kiss your feat
bow to the elite
and shuffle backwards
humble
mumble
jumble

why aren't there more reviews?
54 views
fuckers
lazy or confused?

i enjoyed this
maybe i shouldn't have
if it's your life
but it's a serious mindfuck
and banging jesus
into the bargain
yo

there's sO m u c h
hear hear
it kinda goes from contemporary nostalgia
to timeless insanity
could be medieval, could be yesterday
but i figure somewhere around
the beginning of this century
where you get tall enough
to spit in the face of authority
if you so choose

"And I was holding
The rifle to the skull of Repetition
Unlocking the caged doors
Of Inhibition, just to walk Her to the Electric Chair
I was becoming a murderer of Monotony
And a liberator of Lobotomy
Yes, I was drilling holes
Into the whole of the head of Jesus
Because his brain was under excessive pressure
His nerve tracks needed loosening
And I was there to do the sprucing
Up of the uneducated minds"

f*****g amazing
be my gardener
my limitations need trimming
the violence throughout
gets me feeling like i've been shot
i hope not
blood and computers
don't go well together

"I was ready to die by
Homicide/Suicide, anything to get me put 60,000 feet under
Leave me resting with forgotten flesh
Of Kings and Queens
And million year old bones
Of things we have never seen
Because I was a stranger in my own flesh and bones"

there IS stuff down there
that we haven't seen
"bones" twice here
am i missing the emphasis
like their bones and MY bones?

"I heard the sound of thousands
Of bigot pricks chanting in my ear ('bigotted' for grammar, but it works fine)
[I know I wasn�t high]"

it's so senseless and noisy
that sometimes it does seem like a bad trip
not the world spinning too fast
but just the world's existence
and the concepts
people accept
like maggots wiggling further
in, setting up home and ordering
furniture from Ikea
cheeky sickening b******s

"And on that day I would have killed Satan
With my tongue�s deadly bullets firing
I would have made him beg for euthanasia"

you got me embracing
the dramatic throughout
this entire thing
'cos you do it so well
roaring through flames
on the slickest motorbike
letting them choke on exhaust fumes
throats clutched
reflected in the black depths
of your shades
you don't even have to flip the middle finger
just let the sneer on your lips linger
a little while longer
like it's your natural expression
because the world has failed to make an impression
of being something in which
you'd participate

i am lauren's raging bile
while i read
and i burn holes in up-chuck buckets

with style

It flows great.
Minimal punctuation and i can handle that 'cos it's good.

"Just too peacefully survive" - is this the right 'too' or should it be 'to'; is it deliberate to get us reading it two [ha another one] different ways?

"You left me along time ago" - 'a long' or same as above?

"I would of rather have been" - grammatically, it's 'would have' but then you got 2 'have's, which can be fixed by "I would rather have been" - the syllables work ok still, or maybe you're going for a distinct narrative character?

"If it had not of been for Mary Magdalene" - again, "of" should technically be "have" but depends on what you're doing here.

This is truly f.u.c.k.i.n.g. AM.A.ZEing [zis for real?]

[Six Impossible Things]

From where this started I would have never guessed in a million years where this was going to end.

The more this goes on, the more over the top it becomes. And I enjoy an occasional over the top write. It makes me cringe in a good way.

Great beat to this as well.

[lostintheworld]

delve deep and dive.... ilove that! not as much as banged jesus hard...but close/
great alliteration

[Jato]

Somehow reminded of The Exorcist masturbation scene, 1st grade-4th grade, and Vacation Bible School. Bravissimo!

[Chloe..Across the Unive..]

Call me an idiot lol it is featured!!! D'oh!

Very worthy of being featured!

Again,

Peace

[Chloe..Across the Unive..]

Wow! I don't take, didn't take my eyes from the screen while reading even tho the phone was ringing. This is a poem that grabs you , it is great work!

Love it!

It should be featured.

Peace

[Holly Lock]

Intense.

Very very intense.
I liked all of it. No one part of it really stood out, but it told a magnificent story.
I'm impressed by the work you've done.
The title's pretty awesome too.
Good job. =)