iEye Fondle

iEye masturbate

in.appropriate.ly

because

 

football lasts

two hours

 

and my love

lives 3o miles

away

 

this alone does not

allow me

to be obscene

inciting lustful feelings

 

whenever

iEye feel the need

to cum clean

 

release

repeat

 

please myself

with the roughest

cortex of my limbs

 

that won’t go

limp or turn on dead

the placement everything

just right

 

tight wet

pulsing to a manual

rhythm iEye created

 

interjectionally

between commercial breaks  

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

haha this still makes me laugh.. it's worthy of being reposted

Reviews

[.mate.feed.kill.repeat.]

The fact that it is completely disgusting intrigues me and makes me want to read more and more.
It of course reminds me of my many male friends, and their "I'm ambidextrous" conversations - making it all the more intriguing.
What's the significance of the football game? Is there any reason for that? Why isn't it something like the news or a movie or ...a sitcom or something?
I'd really love to read more of your writing.
-sitx-

[Unforgettable1230]

very tasteful.

[Jess]

ha! love it darling ;P

[Raef C. Boylan]

u got yo'self
the male status
while mine leaks
every day

"between commercial breaks"
does this mean you like the ads
and not the football
or is my brain playing up?
didn't get much sleep
sorry

i think it's quite tast[e]ful
actually

some fun word play
"cum clean"
"interjectionally"
and s**t

"please myself
with the roughest
cortex of my limbs

that won't go
limp or turn on dead
the placement everything
just right" - i like this without even knowing why

feel like i've just been perving on ya
through the window
or a peephole
that i drilled
with a crusty finger

"pulsing to a manual
rhythm iEye created" - like this bit too

i like it all
but those bits
keep calling me back

i was disappointed
there was no wordplay
involving
the foot.ball

blow the whistle
on your
playyy

is today Thanksgiving? i thought it was yesterday
maybe it's every day?
ooh deep
haha

look how hyper
the kids get
when y'all
get down
voyeuristic
like

yo

good piece