I fell in love with a moronic zombie

Title says it all! lol XD.

It was the day of the dead,
Fearing for their head.
everybody ran away,
The dead ruled this day.

The story begins at my place,
relaxed in the sofa watching grace,
a knock came from my door,

I stood up, oh what a chore!

I opened the door and I stopped thinking,
It was a zombie, growling and limping.
The zombie grasped me and attempted to bite
 I wiggled around him, agile with fright.

He was a classical zombie, slow and foul,
as he limped after me, and tripped on a bowl,
laughter exploded as he dropped like a sack,
Soon, he stood up, trying again to attack.

I took an umbrella sharp for my taste,
I impaled his head, which left him at daze.
I pull it out, and impale again and again,

He drops,not moving, this time no strain.

Fear replaced with an urge for adventure,

Being happy as it is with no expenditure!
I took out a key hidden in the sink,
then hesitated, and took a drink.

I opened a vault filled with supplies,
after about giving a hundred tries!
There sleeps my best friend,
A shotgun that leads to an end.
 

I took the gun and headed outside,
ready for the intense ride.
What I saw was just one lone zombie,
Limping at me, I could tell he's a blondie.

I steadied myself and had loaded the gun
The zombie came to me, wanting some fun.

Limping, he looked at me with dead eyes,
He didn't bite and attack like the other guys.

Blondie stood there, staring at me,

then he held out his hand, thumb free.
I grabbed his hand, no idea for.
then we proceeded with a thumb war. 

He is a sweet guy, and my only company,
Even though he is a bit too bony.
As I stared and stroke little blondie,
I fell in love with a moronic zombie

Author's Note

Written for the contest of the same name =)!

Reviews

[Jessica Mai]

this made me laugh. Extremely original and unique. It must be hard to write about such an unrealistic and crazy story but you pulled it off!

[Tate Morgan]

lol well I suppose it is quite interesting I can imagine it follows that it pertains to ,many in the love field lol

[Lighthouse Call]

Lol, literally fell in love with a moronic zombie. That was a funny poem, I enjoyed it! And the twist the poem gets at the thumb war is great! Great write !

[Annette Jay Sweeney]

Your rhyming is getting better :). I can see how you worked at it in this piece. Maybe on your next poem try a complex rhyme? Maybe like 6 line stanzas and each line has a rhyme, only repeated again on the same number line in the next stanza?

a
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a
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It may be something fun for you. I really liked this poem. Maybe I just like zombies... but it was interesting.

[Coyote Poetry]

A nice ending to a zombie poem. I like the action and the ending was sort of odd. A very good poem. Made me laugh at 2am in the morning. A excellent poem.
Coyote

[FeliciaS (Poetic Prince..]

interesting :)

[Devons]

A mad mad poem written for an even madder contest. Very funny and banal with an odd feeling of semi-black humour. I get the feeling it was written off the cuff and deliberately roughly in order to keep-in with the nature of the subject, and indeed the contest itself. It's hard to take such subjects seriously on any technical level but overall it is effectively entertaining...!!!

[mope]

Very amusing - moronic in a good way. :)

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... haha ... lol ... thank you so much, ryan, for writing this ... i'm so glad i created the contest ... :D ... :D ... :D ... hallelujah!!! ... (highest rating) ...