[untitled]

This would be before the actual book starts. This is the main character's fashion colum so that is why it is in a funky format and all.

 

Dior Diaries

Hello my Trendanistas in Training!

Well it is officaly summer, my love, and wow is it hot! But nothing cools you down faster than following the trends for fall. No I did not smack my head on the pavement, I know I said fall, because my pretties you are NEVER too early for fashion. 

Things to Ponder:

Boycott ankle length Uggs? Yes or No YOU decide (after all kittens you are the ones who set the trends)

Skinny Skinny little Twiggy. Are modles this fall too skinny or should we rethink out idea of beuty (Because sweeties you are women so let me hear you purr)

And finally: Marc J back in the ol hab? Does this guy ever learn? (note to marc: drugs are a stink on your skin)

I look forward to hearing all your open opinions though I must let you know my picks for the fall season (you all know that you have been counting the days) DRUMROLL PLEZ:

Numba Five: patent leather flats (get your iner ballerina out)

Numba Four: bright cashmere (who said that winter needs to be dreary)

Numba Three: pendant necklaces (bling bling yo)

Numba Two: dark denim (think Audrey H in funny face)

Numba ONE: STACKED HEEL BOOTS (those boots were meant for walking)

Well it is about time that I retire to my three thousand thread count sheets and get that all important bombshell rest because beauty is never enough. Smooches till next time and remember your number one accessory is your shining smile (aww) it is true because what is better than pearls?

Kissy Kiss,

Your Fashion Friend

Author's Note

please, please,please I beg of you to ignore the grammar. Also my character makes up words too!