Tittie Traitor

He told me he loved me…

But he only loved my breast,

Those big bouncy b***s,

That were attached to my chest.

 

He told me he loved me…

But he only loved my bras.

Those delicate booby shelves,

Those booby enhancing spas.

 

He told me he loved me…

But he did not tell the truth.

He did not love the whole of me,

Just the parts named Cher and Ruth.

 

He told me he loved me…

But his love was deceptive.

So I made him some coffee,

With a hint of contraceptive.

 

He told me he loved me…

But then he grew moobs.

He loved his own man tits,

Better than my b***s.

 

Author's Note

Slide me a review if you had a laugh! If you have ideas for improvement on this poem, please share! I am open to your opinions on the big milk things. :)

Reviews

[Playing with Demons]

This poem is perfect, its funny and playful! I needed a laugh for sure and this was the perfect poem for that
Nice job

[misha]

This was one of the greatest poems I have read. I really needed a laugh and this certainly did just that. Great job!!

[misha]

This was one of the greatest poems I have read. I really needed a laugh and this certainly did just that. Great job!!

[misha]

This was one of the greatest poems I have read. I really needed a laugh and this certainly did just that. Great job!!

[misha]

This was one of the greatest poems I have read. I really needed a laugh and this certainly did just that. Great job!!

[Chris Micha]

I LOVE me some b***s and I can't even lie about that. So, this was in my wheelhouse lol. You did such a great job to make us laugh, Margo! :)

[Margo Seuss]

Making my reader's laugh is generally my ultimate goal! Thanks for reading!

[ANM]

Even from a mans perspective that is very funny... And well written!

[Margo Seuss]

Good to know that this can be enjoyed from a man's perspective!

[The Nude Writer]

HAHAHA! OMG! I love this! Wow... I do often think that guys would be pretty happy to have b***s =P hehe. And in some cases, like me, guys have bigger b***s than most girls. BUT I am the one who has to cover up in public? sorry.. got on a rant there =P

[Matching Socks]

Lol! Lol! OMG Margo!! I freaking love this poem!!

A+
100/100

Thank you so much for the laugh.
Great poem, structure , rhyme and all that other stuff but the ending makes it, price less.

* Mwah!

[M.W. Griffith]

(Glad that I'm a jogger) LoL! This was hysterical!