Germaphobia

A pledge for all you clean freaks!

The little green men are everywhere

They inhabit the pores of a sponge

I scrub my head; I scrub my toes

There is no escaping this grunge!

 

The little green men are everywhere

I shield my face with a mask

I clean all day; I clean all night

 The doorknobs are quite the task!

 

The little green men are everywhere

I hide myself in my room

Feet in boxes; nets over bed

I shall not meet my doom!

 

The little green men are everywhere

They multiply more and more

Feed me crèpes; feed me pizza

 It’s all that fits under the door!

Author's Note

The war against germs!!! If you enjoyed this, leave a review! If you did not enjoy this, leave a review!

Reviews

[Marsh god798]

lol i should show this to my dad although the second paragraphs rhyming could be a little better place maybe a line ryme instead of a true rhyme next time

[nseddy]

"The little green men are everywhere" Love this so funny! Then turns a little sad when you realize the person won't leave their room anymore. Lighthearted though well done!

[James Walpole]

I enjoyed it! Nice humour to it although at the same time dealing with serious ocd/ germophobic aspects, but i like the humorous slant on it

[The Nude Writer]

Another awesome poem! :) I am such a huge fan of your writing ;)

[Margo Seuss]

Thanks! I'm thrilled you enjoy my ramblings! I'll be sure to take a look at some of your stuff.
read moreThanks! I'm thrilled you enjoy my ramblings! I'll be sure to take a look at some of your stuff.

[Taylor_McCutcheon]

are you a germaphob? hahaa This was funny

[Margo Seuss]

No, I'm not a germaphob. I just have hygenic standards!

[Taylor_McCutcheon]

Haha alright :)

[idiotproof--1]

This is pretty funny I love the last line. This one is really good for a laugh.

[Rachelle]

A journey into the mind of a person suffering from OCD. A little exposure from microorganisms won't hurt and, in fact, beneficial to the immune system as the body builds an immunity against it. And, in defense of the poor microbial population, not all are harmful and, in fact, many are beneficial…..

:)

[Pól]

hey- what did the germany ever do to u!!

[Lisa Bland]

I thought it was a good poem and true that we can never escape germs

[Cory Barrett]

I love germs! They make my favorite foods!

[Margo Seuss]

Indeed! They are not all bad.