Questions

 Son: Mommy could I ask you some questions?

Mommy: Sure. Sit right here. What is it?

Son: Is god white, black, hispanic, or asian? 

Mommy: He's all of them.

Son: That's a weird color.

Mommy: why do you ask?

Son: I just wanted to know. Is he a man or a woman?

Mommy: He's both.

Son: Is he a transsexual?

Mommy: Now where did you learn that word?

Son: T.V. teaches me everything. I have another question.

Mommy: What is it?

Son: Is god a human?

Mommy: No, he's a god.

Son: then how can he be all those races?

Mommy: Why don't you ask him in your prayers?

Son: I can't.

Mommy: Why not?

Son: With all those nationalities he probably speaks jibberish. I have one last question. 

Mommy: What is it?

Son: Where do babies come from?

Mommy: We're not going there.  

Reviews

[Laughing Lunatic]

LOL!! I needed a laugh thank you for sharing. It was so cute! =)

[Mintwhiskers]

i loved it so funny couldn't done it better

[Deborah Shepard]

so cute so true

[lots fo love ♥]

im craking up. that was so funny. great on a bad day.

[Bonnie]

That gave me a good laugh!

Well done. I could see the child and mother and feel the mother's efforts and concern when answering these questions. Reminds me of the saying "Out of the mouths of babes."

[chord0]

Your mother or any parent can answer any questio, except about sex. God is everything human, no prejudice at all, yet all humans have many prejudices. Great script, great message. Very interesting and fun to read.

[Chaos]

Very cute!

I like the fun of this piece. I could actually picture the pair of them sitting there and the child asking and the mother sighing and rolling her eyes into her coffee cup!

Great write!