Stormy teaser

Name: Stormy
Age: 18?
Height: 4’9
Weight: 100
Body type: Skinny Loli
Hair color and Length: Blonde/Waist length
Eye color: Bi: Left eye: Blood red/ Right eye: Baby blue
Personality: Uncaring, lazy, sadist (towards Dean),  brutal (towards Dean and Enemies), sarcastic, smart, kind and caring (deep inside in her black heart), secret pervert, otaku
Abilities: Everything
Likes:MLP, Bossing around Dean, bullying Dean, watching Dean suffer, junk food, Caitlyn Summers, anime, dating sims, following Dean around, lowkey likes Dean, Sake.
Dislikes: MLP haters, girls who like Dean, healthy food, popular people, school, milk, hero wannabes, people who look down at her.   
Backstory: Her past is mostly unknown. She was born with the power of Immortality. She stopped aging at the age of eighteen.  Which ironically was the same time when her life changed. On her birthday, her and her parents were walking to the movies. A gunman was running away from the street police. He ran past Stormy and her parents and started shooting at the police. Unfortunately, the gunman shot her mother in the throat and her father in the heart. Not knowing what to do, Stormy chases the gunman. She jumps on him and tries to take away his gun. Sadly he shoots her in the face and runs away. She wakes up a few hours later and has forgotten everything, except the gunman’s face. She gets angry and goes on a vendetta. She finds leads on the gunman and finds him. She then beats the gunman to death. She then starts hunting down criminals. Over the next unknown amount of years, she slowly learns new powers. She then becomes a superhero, looked up too by billions. But one tragic day, while trying to save a baby, a bomb goes off, sending shrapnel flying at high speeds, A large piece of shrapnel flies through her and kills the baby. The mother of the baby vilified Stormy, blaming her for the death of the baby. The mother rallied against Stormy and made everyone hate her. Being hated by the world, Stormy stopped caring about the world and became a shut in. One day, she was on the way to a video game store to buy a dating sim game, she saw that a young man was about to be hit by a car.  She teleported the front half of the car away from him. Having been saved by Stormy, the young man pledged to become her sidekick. That young man was Dean. Stormy accepted, and made Dean her b***h; yes Dean is her b***h boy.
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Hey online readers, my name is Stormy. Sorry that I don’t have a last name, blame that on the writer. Any who, Thanks for stopping by and reading my teaser, not f*****g Dean’s wussy a*s teaser. So I guess that I have to talk about myself in this thing. I am very small, four foot eight inches and very thin, aka loli. I can’t tell you my age because I don’t even know how old I am, but I do look like a 14 year old. Damn genetics.  I do have long beautiful blonde hair and have bi colored eyes. One is blue, the other is red. Not quite sure if that is symbolic or not.
For those who don’t know me, I am basically a god, well more than a god, cause I killed God and Satan or anything close to that in every timeline. If you don’t believe that, go f**k yourself. I have the power to do anything that I want. Blow up universes, bring the dead back to life, run really fast, blow bubbles from my mouth, you know, the cool s**t.
I do have two apprentices whom I am teaching.  Dick head Dean and awesome Caitlyn. As you can tell, Caitlyn is the awesome one. F**k Dean, wussy a*s t**d. He f*****g pisses me off. Well, at least he is my b***h boy. For reals, he is my b***h boy. I make him do everything that is boring or things that are hard.
There are many things that I love. My little pony is the s**t. If anyone talks s**t on that, I will shank a b***h.  Anime is also my love of my life. I am a full blown otaku. My whole room is decorated with anime and MLP merchandise. I even decorated Dean’s room with it. I also love junk food. Anything with a s**t ton of sugar or grease is ecstasy for me. I usually have around ten meals a day not I am not a fat a*s, I work off all the calories by watching anime, mlp, or this thing called hentai, don’t worry about what that is.  I also love seeing Dean’s b***h a*s, wussy a*s, dumbass, suffer great pain. It warms up my cold heart.
The things that I hate are way too long so I will give you the short version. I hate MLP haters, posers, and Dean.  There are more to that, but I will tell you later.
If there is anything that you want to know, feel free to comment on this and ask a question. I will answer anything that you want to know about me, Caitlyn, and p***y a*s Dean. If you want my autograph, send me fifty dollars at this PayPal name: **********************.  I don’t know why, but I got the feeling that got censored. And if you are wondering if I will be answering these questions, I will not be, Tsubaki Kuro will be answering these questions. I will tell Tsubaki Kuro what to say. And if you don’t know who Tsubaki Kuro is, may God help your soul, well that would be me and I won’t do s**t for ya.
Thanks for reading this, cheer me on, send me fan letters and fan art, and have a nice day. See ya later.

Bye.

Reviews

[Wølfy]

She slightly reminds me of Aria. Slightly xD

Hold on great song just came to me:

"She's a loli girl in a loli world..."

[Tsubaki Kuro]

Hahahah. Nice song

[Wølfy]

I know. It was beautiful.

[Tsubaki Kuro]

Belive it or not, this will be a Web comic

[Wølfy]

Sweet! Believe it or not...I think my light novel is never going to be one xD Although, I think I am going to have to write a part six.

[Tsubaki Kuro]

LOL. Don't give up bro. You can do it. I believe in you

[Wølfy]

Haha. Thanks. Did you see part five yet?

[Tsubaki Kuro]

Not yet. I will soon.

[Wølfy]

*Five years later* xD haha kidding. No rush. I just finished everything in part now I am just waiting for people to help the story continue on haha.

[Tsubaki Kuro]

Which book was it. I haven't been on here forever

[Wølfy]

Among the Books. The only story that has ever made it to like 40 chapters. xD

[Tsubaki Kuro]

Ok. I thought so