Once apon a time there was a red walrus and a blue walrus. The red was a girl and the blue was a guy. They fell in love and made a baby. It was purple. The purple walrus's name was Wanda. Wanda was a guy. Wanda was constantly picked on for being a guy named Wanda. So, he went to a wizard. The wizard had green skin with orabge polka dots. His name was Shela. Wanda told Shela his problem. Shela understood. He said "i was constantly picked on for being a girl named Shela. I took a potion. Heres a potion to make you a girl." Wanda took the potion. Suddenly something went wrong. He turned into a grey hippo named Bert! Bert got sad he was a hippo and left Antartica and moved to Illinois. In illinois he met a big purple hippo named Birtha. Then they had a baby hippo named Beatrice. Beatrice was sad she wasnt a boy so she...