The Coybunny

Once upon a time, there was a baby coyote that lived with his mom and dad in a den. It was Christmas Eve when Santa Claws, a great horned owl, came and delivered gifts to Christopher, the little coyote. Christopher's favorite gift on Christmas day was not a bunny flavored candy or a toy train, but a pink rabbit pajama set. He slept in it that night, which turned out to be the last night of his life...

You see, his mom had come to check on him when she saw a bunny just lying there (it was dark, so she couldn't see that it was pink). I won't go into the details, but it was as delicious as anything can be*. She never figured out what happened to her son and thought that he had just ran away, typical of young coyotes that age. Everybody lived happily ever after, except Christopher who died happily ever after.
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