Poor kitten.
A Poem by
Bri
Ok, please read this! It's kinda hilarious and cruel in a good way!
My poor kitten.
All dressed in pink silk with nowhere to go.
Why so down sweet kitten?
Your pink nails do shine brightly.
Are you proud of your girlish attire?
Your crown gleams upon your head.
Do you yearn for a savior?
Someone to take it all away?
I can understand your distress.
For your sister was not home, so I dressed you instead.
Poor little kitten.
Just a little boy.
© 2014 Bri
Author's Note
My poor cat.. Brody wasn't home to try on her new dress so.. Max was my model for the time being.
Reviews
XD I remember, I had a tiny pink doll's dress and a litter of ehhhh... Possibly six week old kittens. (They were always small for their age, just like their mum)
Anywho, instead of putting it on my little girl, Willa, I put it on her brother, Spock. He didn't even care. Wore a cute little grin and posed for pictures. LOL
I like the way it's written, I think it tells another story if you're willing to find it.
Nice! ^^
Posted 10 Years Ago
Crossdressing kittens oh my god! :)
Posted 11 Years Ago
Crossdressing kittens oh my god! :)
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
11 Years Ago
LOL that sounded kinda wrong.
Hahaha yes this had me cracking up, poor kitten!
Posted 11 Years Ago
Hahaha yes this had me cracking up, poor kitten!
Huh. I clicked on this poem expecting to read about a "poor kitten" and was not disappointed :) This is delightful, good job!
Posted 11 Years Ago
Huh. I clicked on this poem expecting to read about a "poor kitten" and was not disappointed :) This is delightful, good job!
LOL you are a charmer little one! This one lightened up my morning, thank you.
Posted 11 Years Ago
LOL you are a charmer little one! This one lightened up my morning, thank you.
This was sooo cute and unique too...Pen on...:).................
Posted 11 Years Ago
This was sooo cute and unique too...Pen on...:).................
The cat hates you now doesn't he? This was funny, I can just picture it in my head of this poor cat. Not bad kid, f*****g funny.
Posted 11 Years Ago
The cat hates you now doesn't he? This was funny, I can just picture it in my head of this poor cat. Not bad kid, fucking funny.
Cute poem. The thought of dressing a cat draws quite a picture. Go into edit and add a picture of a cat wearing something.
Posted 11 Years Ago
Cute poem. The thought of dressing a cat draws quite a picture. Go into edit and add a picture of a cat wearing something.
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Added on January 16, 2014
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Bri Writer's City , CA
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