riDICKulous {A Poem For The Ladies}

Lesbianism is somewhat confusing....

I understand you're hurt and that you may be sick of love,
you give all of yourself and then get nothing; it's fucked up,
but switching teams is not the option; girl on this I trust,
that doing so is quitting and it's just riDICKulous.

Don't let no n***a steal your joy and put your glee on flat,
he broke your heart so to retaliate you'll eat some cat,
but chicks'll do you dirty just like n****s; peep the facts,
it won't dissolve by switching sexes darlin; sleep on that.

I have no qualms with lesbians but I'm just askin this,
if you're down with a woman why you need a plastic dick?
To penetrate the birth canal when stabbin's not your rip,
there're even some ejaculating; yeah a c**k that spits.

I don't mean to offend it's just a simple question; why?
The grass aint that much greener when you hit the other side,
just get another guy; it's hard I know but if you must,
take all the time you need and please don't be riDICKulous.

©2013
The Cunning Linguist

Author's Note

This piece was inspired by something a good friend of mine (who's lesbian) said once. She said "I thought women were better than men at being in relationships, that:s why I switched...."

Yeah, riDICKulous