Giants 2013

N-Y-G til I d-i-e.....Go Giants!

Once again that time of year is here for one and all,
to see your favorite football heroes pass and run the ball,
my boys’ll be back at it and it's in them that I see,
a lot of greatness with some work; I’m talkin NYG.

I rep the New York Giants and with Eli in control,
his pinpoint passing leaves our foes deceased and in a hole,
Dave Wilson’s gonna have his chance to make defenses dance,
his ankle breaking speed’ll leave 'em peeing in their pants.

To catch the rock there’s Nicks and Cruz; fa sho some vicious dudes,
along with Rueben Randle; secondaries get it too,
the O-Line’s in transition; still and all they’ll get it done,
with Snee and Beatty leading; need a hole they’ll get you one.

Our D will have to step it up; I have no doubts they will,
last year is dead and gone and now these cats are back to kill,
and maim opposing quarterbacks to flat out shut em down,
just look across the L.O.S. and see whas goin down.

My n***a Tuck don’t give a f**k; he’s back with much to prove,
along with JPP and Cullen Jenkins crushin dudes,
that try to run and pass; my boys got sumthin for dat a*s,
we’ll hit these figures quicker than a f****n gun that blasts.

The Cowgirl and the Sheagle fans will get a big surprise,
to look up in the standings as they watch my n****s rise,
to stardom, fame & glory; NYG’s the bestest bet,
to win it all in 2K14 when it’s at the Met (MetLife Stadium)….

what'd make it sweet is if we won it wettin up The Jets.

©2013
The Cunning Linguist

Author's Note

At the start of football season every year, I write a piece on my boys, the New York Giants. This is from last season obviously before Eli threw all them damn INTs; nonetheless I've loved the Giants since 1984 and will never stop.