That neb

That neb

A Poem by Tony Jordan
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A collaboration with another WC poet. Her words were lame so I'll credit her with the full stops only. Thank you for reading.

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Tis a true and classic neb
A surgeon must have done it
But you say no - naturally.
I love the broad bridge
The semi-flared nostrils
like open arms
for each new breath.
I have never seen you blow 
that neb.
Once when I was being impatient
you scolded me with the words
"I wonder would you
Suck my neb until 
the pub opens!"
Those words told me that 
you love me.

© 2017 Tony Jordan


Author's Note

Tony Jordan
This is an April fool joke
p.s. 'neb' is slang for nose

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hahahaha I'm sure that writer would be super pleased with having the credits of full stops ;) ;p
I feel full stops are the most important part of writing poetry :p ;p
This is way too cool, Tony!
The last lines seems like you're too sure sure of yourself lol She might hate you ;p
Oh btw.. this is a good april fool poem. :)
Shall I say.. well done, you both!! ;p

Posted 7 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

7 Years Ago

Full stops aren't as important after all, I've decided so I'll take all the credit. Empty stops is w.. read more
Dr. YumnaKay

7 Years Ago

No give at least the credit of inspiration Tony! you didn't come up with the idea of the nose, did y.. read more



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Seriously tony yuck hahahh....god...ycuk yuck
I want to puke lol

Posted 7 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

7 Years Ago

Hahah - relax Ria it's just a saying. Nobody actually did it (afaik) lmao...
Haha your reacti.. read more
Ardra

7 Years Ago

Heheh you come with all disgusting stuff
Can't help react :p
Haha this is quite hilarious, I liked the jab this one delivers. Brilliantly woven!

Posted 7 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

7 Years Ago

This is a complete wind-up ahsek - for April Fools day. Thanks for laughing along. :D
hahahaha I'm sure that writer would be super pleased with having the credits of full stops ;) ;p
I feel full stops are the most important part of writing poetry :p ;p
This is way too cool, Tony!
The last lines seems like you're too sure sure of yourself lol She might hate you ;p
Oh btw.. this is a good april fool poem. :)
Shall I say.. well done, you both!! ;p

Posted 7 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

7 Years Ago

Full stops aren't as important after all, I've decided so I'll take all the credit. Empty stops is w.. read more
Dr. YumnaKay

7 Years Ago

No give at least the credit of inspiration Tony! you didn't come up with the idea of the nose, did y.. read more

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