That neb

A collaboration with another WC poet. Her words were lame so I'll credit her with the full stops only. Thank you for reading.

Tis a true and classic neb

A surgeon must have done it

But you say no - naturally.

I love the broad bridge

The semi-flared nostrils

like open arms

for each new breath.

I have never seen you blow 

that neb.

Once when I was being impatient

you scolded me with the words

"I wonder would you

Suck my neb until 

the pub opens!"

Those words told me that 

you love me.

Author's Note

This is an April fool joke
p.s. 'neb' is slang for nose

Reviews

[Dr. YumnaKay]

hahahaha I'm sure that writer would be super pleased with having the credits of full stops ;) ;p
I feel full stops are the most important part of writing poetry :p ;p
This is way too cool, Tony!
The last lines seems like you're too sure sure of yourself lol She might hate you ;p
Oh btw.. this is a good april fool poem. :)
Shall I say.. well done, you both!! ;p

[Tony Jordan]

Full stops aren't as important after all, I've decided so I'll take all the credit. Empty stops is what counts.!!
Thank you Yumna. Glad you liked this one
;p

[Dr. YumnaKay]

No give at least the credit of inspiration Tony! you didn't come up with the idea of the nose, did you? ;p
You're welcome Always :) This is my favourite! I'll read it whenever I'm down lol :p

[Tony Jordan]

Take the field of battle. Go on...Own it. But know this...neither victory nor victor is there. (Not Hamlet - Omelette by TJ mic drop king - 1966)
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[angelina neves]

Uau! Delicious poem!
love it!!

[Scerina Elizabeth]

ROFL - AWESOME POEM!!!
Love how you wrote it

[SleeplessVolcano]

lol...quite hilarious....now I did have to look up "neb", only to see your note afterwards.

My words are rather lame too, so if we do a collab together, could you also credit me with punctuation? :P

[Tony Jordan]

Haha - love that - Well you seem so nice that I'll credit you with full stops and the whitespace too SV.
Thanks for enjoying the craic.
I appreciate your visit.
:D

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi Tony, I loved the neb! Very funny. Unique! Great job! Earl

[Tony Jordan]

Cheers Earl S.
I'm glad you found it funny.
Thank you
:D

[Paul Bell]

Someone has to put the full stop somewhere.
Just caught the pub opening line. That is a true woman.

[Tony Jordan]

Lol - Its all the woman a man needs. (She made me say that lol).
Thank you very much Paul.read moreLol - Its all the woman a man needs. (She made me say that lol).
Thank you very much Paul.
:)

[Einstein Noodle]

ahahahaha that sir, is one of the best laughs i have been given here at WC ..a collab indeed!
" "I wonder would you
Suck my neb until
the pub opens!" " i so love that ..good job sir!
E.

[Tony Jordan]

Hey hey hey... another of the true WC originals graces my page. I am very honoured dear E! You dont happen to be followed by Jack, or Sye or Kimmer or (I wish) Frieda Pickles?
Never mind you will more than do matey.
Glad you loved this bit of craic.
Bless you E!
:))

[Einstein Noodle]

its true ...i am a skinny bit of a stick and not easy to see let alone follow ..i am honored to be enough for the moment ;) you mention some mighty fine hitters me thinks

[Tony Jordan]

Aha - you turn sideways and attain invisibility eh? Lucky you. lol
:D

[Einstein Noodle]

:) ........ a habit of survival ... bruahahahaha!

[Tony Jordan]

I love that the words you type seems to eminate from the avatar - I picture you free-falling with the blustering wind flapping your cheeks and you gasping these words out...it's class...

[Einstein Noodle]

ahahahah yep...cheeks a-flappin' ..words-a-rattlin' ..now you really did make me laugh out loud ...and yell loud...so the wind doesn't drown me out :)))

[Tony Jordan]

*taps watch*
*points to ground below*
*gives A-okay sign*
- wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

[Einstein Noodle]

yes! you have been there?

[Tony Jordan]

jayus no - in my mind - I can't even go up a ladder !
lol

[Einstein Noodle]

:) .............

[Nipplegrinder]

I missed this on April Fool's Day! So very clever. Love it!

[James]

Funny poem. Cracked me up

[Tiana]

hahaha thanks for the laugh, Tony! Your creative writing never cease to amaze me. Great fun write :)

[Tony Jordan]

My most facetious yet Tiana. Thank you for humouring this joker...lol
:D

[Tiana]

LOL Just keep it coming. My pleasure Tony :D