Mixing it down

The beginning of an idea.

By the light 

of the 

silvery 

dogs in the street

The Wiley old 

moon shone

 

~ under it's cover

the chicken crossed the 

room

reminding me 

not to judge a book 

by its 

Elephant.

Reviews

[Pete]

“one man's trash is another man's treasure”

“Everything great that has ever happened to humanity has begun as a single thought in someone's mind, and if anyone of us is capable of such a thought, then all of us has the same capacity, capability, because we're all the same.” - Yanni

[Tony Jordan]

Love that Pete.
Thank you for elevating this thread out of the gutter (Gee , huh...lol)

[Pete]

hahaha - you know what the say about threads on sweaters - if you start pulling one, the whole things unravels!

[Tony Jordan]

Haha
(Dont tell him but i actually love the way he brings his Scouse-induced humour to the pages. shhh...keep it on the down low...)

[Paul Bell]

Love it. Not enough animal classics on the moon.
I 'll be checking those elephants when buying books this christmas.

[Tony Jordan]

Haha - love it.
Thanks for joining in Paul.
You're gonna need a much bigger bookend !

[D Connolly]

I'm totally feeling it...

[Tony Jordan]

Have you been having your botty smacked then?

lol
Kidding
Thank you Dani
(lovely new profile pic btw)
:))

[ReedWrite]

Nice to see you have a serious nature, Tony!
Love it...fun and frivolous and catchy and just mixing it down! Awesomesauce!

[Tony Jordan]

I do like to show my serious a*s-pect Pam.
Spot on.
I do wish I was better at using metaphors correctly though. As it is I'm more like a kid playing with metaphor-meccano but with an eye on one day constructing like Jacob (I wish).
Your an awesome condiment too.
Thank you.

[Gee]

I'm gonna come and slap that serous a*s if you don't behave TJ....what, oh, asspecked. Morning sir

[Tony Jordan]

Haha
I love those military men Corporal Punishment and General Misbehaviour so as they say 'bring it on' lol.
Good morning Pammy-wammy.
(Hugs)
0mg the Eagles just came on radio... Tequila Sunrise... blissful

[Tony Jordan]

Okay... s**t Gee
It's you
Lmao
I thought it were Pam
Lmao... my eyes are still glued shut

How the divil are ye mucker?

[Gee]

LMAO, all is well thanks, just off to work. Catcha later....take cate

[Gee]

CARE........

[Tony Jordan]

You too my friend
(Hug)

[ReedWrite]

Okay, whose a*s do I spank first? Tony's, or Gee's? Decisions, decisions, decisions!

[D Connolly]

Don't leave me out!

[ReedWrite]

No spanking for you, D???

[D Connolly]

It's been one of those days... funny how I hated them as a child ;)

[Gee]

Having a very low pain threshold I would be very grateful if you could smack the arse of Tony please Miss....and if D needs sorting I'm available to assist..

[Tony Jordan]

This has escalated into a sado-masochist style foursome - thank goodness I was away and had nothing to do with that
*looks up shyly and shuffles shoe in the dust*
xD

[Gee]

Jaysus, I've just dug out the gimp mask, leather mankini, n****e clamps and knacker nippers TJ. You wimping out ??

[D Connolly]

this party is getting interesting *sips tea through stuffed bear costume head*

[Tony Jordan]

You guys look so weird from this position...lol

[ReedWrite]

LOL...this day just keeps getting better and better.

[Tony Jordan]

Aha - she who must be obeyed is here - I propose a toast - pass out the spray cream...

[D Connolly]

*appreciative bear sounds*

[Tony Jordan]

Lmao - bear with me a second...

[Gee]

Mmmmm, cream, a dominatrix, a woman dressed as a bear, and TJ soft shoe shuffling......I'm in heaven, I'm in heaven...

[Tony Jordan]

Merry Xmas Gee !! -

Hahah -

hey are you sure we aren't all starring in an Andrew Mitchell poem in a parallel universe - nooo...okay I'll get me coat...lol

[ReedWrite]

hmmmm....slaps my whip against an open palm, one eyebrow raised, deciding what should come next for Gee and Tony. Miss D Bear, what do you think we should do with these two subversives?

[Tony Jordan]

*trembling* ....

[D Connolly]

GRRR lets eat them?? just kidding! they need snuggles!!

[Tony Jordan]

can I suggest something Miss?
Me...up here ...lol
Yes I know I was told to be quiet but it just that...well Gee seems to like being pulled along the floor by the chain attached to his knackers...
just saying like....
okay *makes zipping up mouth gesture*

[Tony Jordan]

Yayy for Dani Bear snuggles...
I'm in
who is for cocoa and marshmallows

[ReedWrite]

LOL...this just gets better and better!
I can spank...D will give a bear hug...then we will all sip cocoa with marshmallows? Why does this feel like a surreal dream scenario?

[barleygirl]

This is exactly the right amount of wild imagination for my liking. Sometimes I don't understand whimsical writing, but this one is the perfect blend of reality & fantasy. I love the last word especially . . . so much imagination!

[Tony Jordan]

Some words are just born funny Barleygirl wouldn't you agree? I defy anyone to hear (or read) the word 'munkie' and not smile - even if only internaĺly... lol.
Thank you for your visit and for reviewing this one.

[Michael X]

whimsical, odd, mixed up and nonsensical, defines the comedic abstract of a fun read, I like it!

[Tony Jordan]

Its a rare outing for this side of me Michael but as Seal said 'But we're never gonna survive unless, we get a little crazy."
I appreciate your visits as always my friend. :)

[andrew mitchell]

This is quite unique, some would say nonsense but I like this, the going against the grain, not conforming to the norm, the attitude of they're my thoughts, and mine only, and I'll do what I like. I wish I wrote this, loved it!:)

[Gee]

I knew this would be up your street too my old mucker

[andrew mitchell]

lol........

[Tony Jordan]

HELP !
Two hoodlums have commandeered my page - An Australasian dude and a Gee.

[Gee]

You've heard of big D the peanut well, I'm big Gee his older, less known brother....

[Tony Jordan]

aha - the lesser spotted one
lol

[Gee]

Not to judge a judge
with a dozen bakers,
drink corporate cocktails
made by movers and shakers. Move in high circles
whilst down with the squares,
rabbit with royalty
argue with heirs......

Morning sir, nonsense, now this should be straight down our Meryl

[Tony Jordan]

Good Saturday Squire!
Your reply is better than the thingy... Lol
I love a bit o' nonsense. Old Stanleyn Unwin is a hero of mines.
Carry-old

[Gee]

To you four, me six.