Frankenstein's frustrated bride..

For the craic ( fun )

Bride to Doctor Frankenstein ( her creator ) ...

" Dear Doctor I'm down in despair, 

   hubby needs more lightning jolts"

 

Doctor F. 

" Now, now, dear lady, calm down 

  relax or else you'll pop your bolts!"

 Bride..

" But Doctor I'm so darn frustrated

   can't stand my dumb hubby anymore"

Doctor F.

" O' dear my lady, what's up, he's tall

   and square, do you find him a bore?"

  Bride..

" Yes Doctor that's exactly my point

   nothing's up, he ain't gotta clue!"

Doctor F.

" O' I see the problem, penny's dropped

   you must give both his bolts a screw!"

 Bride..

 " Ah dear Doctor, nope, tried that

 you cocked up or rather, wish you had!"

Doctor F.

" Now please lady don't fret and cry

   I promise to fix, recharge his zest"

Bride..

" Forget it Doctor, nice try, I'm outta here

   heard Dracula satisfies us ladies best!"

   

Reviews

[Marie]

Hahaha!!!! A very humorous chucklesome write in this wonderful quick-witted poem. Poor Bride!!!
Her doctor is no great help to her, sadly. Let's hope 'The Count' satisfies all her needs and she sees her frustrations banished into the mists of time. Thank you for sharing and for the laugh, Tom... :) :) :)

[Tom]

Yep, ain't it all about the craic? Thank you Marie!!

[Marie]

Hahaha! Well, we have to laugh and enjoy too, it is far too short to go through without a laugh, Tom. Most welcome, as always...

[Marie]

Hahaha! Well, we have to laugh and enjoy too, life is far too short to go through without a laugh, Tom. Most welcome, as always...

[Sami Khalil]

Very humorous and witty; good story line with frustrations solved; that is sexual.
Have a good weekend Tom.

[Betty Hermelee]

A very clever poem, it seem that Frankenstein cannot sexually satisfy his bride after numerous calls to the doctor….. so she dumps him and in her frustration calls upon Dracula…..hilarious!
Wonderful piece Tom
Warmly, B🌷

[Tom]

Mnay thanks Betty, I guess the lady's patients just ran out with her hubby and she went looking further afield for in hope of satisfaction 😉

[Betty Hermelee]

Why not?😊 you’re very welcome Tom
Warmly, B🌷

[Lydia Shutter]

ROFL the innuendoes here had me giggling. That bride got less than she hoped for! If only the doctor could figure out which screw to turn tighter and which looser. Really cute, Tom....I enjoyed. Lydi**

[Tom]

A giggle a day keeps the blues away... My mantra anyways so pleased you enjoyed this one my friend!!🤣

[Arundass TP]

Great writing. Enjoyed your humour ous creativity

[Tom]

Thanks again for stopping by poet Arun 😊

[Soren]

Women are attracted to power but it appears that some prefer to be sucked dry of blood an abuse I can not understand or condone. A write that takes me back to my childhood and watching old black and white TV. Although I have to say it was tamed down a bit from the novel that I was exposed to later.

[Tom]

Thank you Soren, yes I too remember those old b/w tv horror films, a must view come Saturday night, nowadays rewatching they seem almost comical though still better than todays modern equivilent movies I reckon..

[Poetic_Vixen]

The last dialogue of this damsel in distress cracked me up! Though, can't say she's wrong :P

Very humorous piece of conversation there buddy, looking forward to more.

[Tom]

Thank you PV. Always encouraging to have you stop by and to read your complimentary, five star reviews! 🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞

[Poetic_Vixen]

Ah! That's so sweet to hear, my friend!

[Samuel Dickens]

I hate to say this is "cute", but that's how I feel. I visualized the frustrated monster lady, her failed "doctor", and it made me smile. Hopefully, Dracula won't reject her over a few blemishes.

[Tom]

Lol, hopefully Count Drac lives up to expectations?? Thank you Samuel! 😂