I’m black & white an adored family pet, can you guess what I am?
A killer whale? An unlikely tale!
A friesian cow? I can’t see
how!
A zebra braying? What are you saying?
A piebald pony? You’re
a phony!
A panda bear? Well I do declare!
A stinky skunk? You must be
drunk!
A speckled hen? Try again!
A feathered magpie? Although I try, I can’t fly!
A little clown-fish? Not my dish!
A pet rat or cat? I’ll
have none of that!
And don’t say giant ant-eater, goat, stoat,
lemur, rabbit,
pig, penguin or warty tree frog!
My name’s Tilly, sometimes a silly-billy
and I’m a cute
little Shi-tzu dog!