Caught Looking

How many men would admit to this happening?

Auburn hair, long, brushed,

eyebrow arched, inviting.

Her outfit, velvet, crushed,

suggestive and exciting.

A twinkle in her eye,

ruby coloured lips.

Smooth expanse of thigh,

below slow swaying hips.

A chest that makes men stare,

with cleavage deep between.

Tanned midriff, smooth and bare,

a belly button seen.

Each leg in fishnet stocking,

a look that will appeal.

A thrust of hip while walking,

on high stiletto heel.

She knows she has your gaze,

so obvious it seems.

You think of all the ways,

you'd have her, (in your dreams).

So close now you could touch,

she leans to have a word.

Her fragrance is too much,

her beauty is absurd.

Your luck must surely change,

she now fills all your sight?

You try to rearrange,

your underwear's so tight.

'Hello my handsome friend,'

she whispers, she won't shout.

'Wrong message that you send,

your tongue is hanging out …'

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Author's Note

This should bring a smile from any honest men and ALL women

Reviews

[Seashell]

Tom...probably you are right....bet it happens all the time to most men...We are after all....Only Human.
Fun write here.
Thanks for sharing your wit with us also thanks for wonderful reviews.
Babs x

[Christina May Shanaberg]

Now, this is funny. The worst that ever happened to me was a boy whom knew me at twelve called me after a set up for a blind date; I was sixteen and he eighteen. When my brother dropped me off, because the date had just gotten off from work (for time sake,) he fell down the stairs infront of his house, when he saw me. We saw each other for about nine months, after that. This was a great write. YOU MEN ARE A MESS! LOL!!

[Marie Harrison]

Your poem made me smile.
Very clever