Explanation Required

This is what friends are for.

If Emily Dickelson

      doesn't tickle your boat

           or float your pickle then

                “Argggh” I'm a pilot.

Slap me silly

      and call me Derek.

Would you still be my friend

      if my name was Scooby

           and my favorite food

                was marshmellows.

D: “Jerk!”

      M: “Jerk yourself!”

           D (distraught): “I CAN'T!”

D: “He showed up to school in a thong

      and it was furry”

           M: “The thong or the guy?”

                This is very important.”