Q + A (lol)

For once i'm not writing anything about love, people killing people, or a poem about life. No no no no no... I'm writing about the responses i've given out. These were actual convos out of my week....

Other Person: Do you hate me?

What I said: It varies.

What I should have said: Oh of course not!

What I wanted to say: Yes, now please crawl in a ditch and die.

 

Other Person: What is your problem?

What I said: YOU!

What I should have said: Nothing! I'm fine *smile*

What I wanted to say: Walk away before I punch you.

 

Other Person: Will you shut up?

What I said: NOPE!

What I should have said: Nothing, and just be quiet.

What I wanted to say: NO THE (bleep) I WON'T!!!!!!

 

Other Person: I should punch you right now.

What I said: Bring it on. I've been needing to punch something....

What I should have said: What have I done wrong?

What I wanted to say: You wan't to, but you know I can kick your (BLEEP) so you won't.

 

Other person: You're mean!

What I said: Yeahhhhh...

What I should have said: I'm sorry!

What I wanted to say: Only to people I don't like! HINT HINT!!!!

 

Other person: Who are you talking about (butting into convo)

What I said: MYOB.

What I should have said: Sorry, can we have a moment?

What I wanted to say: None of your dang buisness now walk away... GO!

 

Other person: I hate you.

What I said: Good, that was the goal!

What I should have said: I'm so sorry.

What I wanted to say: Eh whatever, I always thought you were a looser anyway....

 

Other person: Math isn't hard!

What I said: Yeah, for you.

What I should have said: That's great that you're good at it!

What I wanted to say: DUDE! I'm sitting RIGHT HERE. I have an F and you're gloating? JERKFACE!!!!!!! GO DIE >:(

 

Other person: I don't like you.

What I said: Okay. *wink, walk away all hot*

What I should have said: Okay, I understand *Smile*

What I wanted to say: STUPID, I see you looking at my butt when i walk away *sigh*

 

Author's Note

Should I do one every week?