Dear Popular Kids

Dear Popular Kids,

I apologize that us not-so-popular kids don't smoke, do drugs, have meaningless sex, or fail at every subject in school...or life. We apologize for being able to read and write. I'm sorry that you wanted to be popular and CAN'T read or write. I'm sorry that we're not idiots like other people that probably won't even get what we mean when we say 'certain people.' I'm sorry that we are weird because fitting in is boring to us. Btw, Fitting in is out. Sorry that we have real friends and not fake ones. l'm sorry that we get good grades in school.

See, the point of this message is be nice to dorks, because one day you'll work for us.

Signed,
The Not-So-Popular-Kids

PS: We stole your cars,
see what you can figure out when you're smart?

Reviews

[Somer]

THIS IS SO TRUE! I hate how the "popular kids" think their so much better then us. Like, what is popular really? =/ This was so true. And they WILL be working for us. Good job :P