All Done With MidgetsA Poem by Tim McGovernI misread the sentence " All done with midnights" as " All done with midgets the poem followed
It was all done with midgets says McGregor Hunched over his dram like Boris Karloff with a slobbering scowl that for a moment I thought might curdle his Laphroig (my misgivings were unfounded as whiskey has no fear in it) beside him the local inebriates nodded lined up like a murder of crows they’d heard this homily before and by their silent acquiescence they hoped for acceptance or at least another round (which is the same thing to those who have taken to drink in the leaner years of ones life) Blake the bar tender rolled his briny olive eyes “Now no more of that” he says “the wee folk had nothing to do with” McGregor’s face twisted like hung corpse in the wind “I didn’t say wee folk, I said midgets” “A difficult distinction to make without the proper instruments” says I and rolled a taste of barley around my tongue like it was a Chinese lover No fear in the whiskey No fear atall “Ask me arse” he shot back “Is that the end you’re sitting on or drinking with?” I asked polite as the priest at a free Sunday dinner The toothless crows giggled and bobbed on their stools Like a circus calliope Hee ha hoo hee ha McGregor threw back his drink and fell off the stool “Call the Missus” says Blake and leaning over to me intoned in a conspiratorial fashion “Next time yer back here man, don’t mention the moon landing” Every place of enlightenment has its rules
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4 Reviews Added on June 6, 2009 Last Updated on June 6, 2009 AuthorTim McGovernRed Sox Nation, MAAbout50 year old male from Boston area who has stopped to look both ways before crossing middle age more..Writing
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