Smartphone

I use my phone for many different things but sadly I have to say, my phone is not smart at all.

Why call it a smartphone
When it makes more spelling errors than I?

My browser was stuck on Facebook
for the longest time.

Later twitter
glitched
and sputtered.

Now Ih5,
that's a task in itself,
I won't use it,
speaking for myself.

Blogger now that's a
platform with issues.

Google play now that's not okay,
spammers get me everyday.

Amazon my account of that,
was my money ran out
and that was that.

Ebay oh really
now who wants to buy
a two headed cat?

Reddit oh my
I won't follow
the white rabbit down that hole again.
My phone forgot my number again,
now it's requesting for my birthday
and password.

Stupid smartphone did it again,
it failed to remind me once again.

Author's Note

I am not perfect at spelling so any errors found by my reviewer's it would help me if you give correct spelling. Thank you.