The Top Ten Twitter Pornos (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass)

The Top Ten Twitter Pornos

 

When I first heard of the lingo used on the social-networking site, Twitter, I immediately began to chuckle, a chuckle which could signify one thing and one thing only - perverted thoughts. Whenever I hear the word tweet, depending upon how it's used, I interpret it to mean one of two things: 1) That funny looking thing males have of which they seem so fond (his "tweet") and 2) The display of love (or lust) through the art of the horizontal mambo (they "tweeted"). With perverted interpretations at code-level orange, I now bring to you The Top Ten Twitter Pornos in the history of the ever-growing genre:

 

10. "Tweeting Sarah Marshall"

 

9. "When Harry Tweeted Sally"

 

8. "The Man Who Tweeted Too Much"

 

7. "Tweet at the Museum"

 

6. "My Big Fat Greek Tweet"

 

5. "I Know Who You Tweeted Last Summer"

 

4. "Tweeting in the Rain"

 

3. "Pee Wee's Big Tweet"

 

2. "White Men Can't Tweet"

 

1. (drum roll) "Honey, I Shrunk My Tweet"

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