Weiner Tweets His Massive Tweet (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass)

Weiner Tweets His Massive Tweet

 

New York Democratic Congressman, Anthony Weiner, has made big news of late. Mr. Weiner (pronounced wee-ner) sent some rather suggestive photos of a massive bulge in his pants which represents his last name. He sent these photos via Twitter. He tweeted them and after the photos leaked, basically tweeted himself of any chance at becoming mayor of New York.^[1] It was going to be hard enough as it is, but with the before-mentioned revelation, it’s going to be even harder for Weiner. Not only that, but he was caught sexting. That’s right; a guy with the last name of Weiner never got to actually use it in a sex scandal. Never in my life did I expect to see a headline such as this - “Weinergate: Congressman Tweets His Bulge”. I have a feeling that headline will soon read, “Weiner Goes Limp From Tweeting So Much”.

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^[1] I have thought about doing what Mr. Weiner did, but I’m afraid that no bulge would be seen, so I’ve refrained from tweeting my tweet.

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